Reviews by Alimony

This was your basic visit to Big Daddy's. The lack of cover is offset by beers that are overpriced, especially as compared to the rest of Bourbon St., where Miller Lites can be...

It's the usual DC strip club scene here. That is to say, the laws are so tight that you literally can't get any value for your money. It's basically look at topless...

CP was a little better than the last time I visited, in the sense that there were (a) more dancers, and (b) younger dancers. There was one named Danielle who was genuinely hot,...

Considering that I was here in the dead post-lunch/pre-happy hour time slot, Savannah's was pretty solid. The dancers were friendly and actually had pretty decent personalities. If I had it to do...

This is a solid club, and there are always cute girls working there. But you have two choices: go when there's no cover, and live with there being only one or two dancers...

I wish I could say more, but it was (unfortunately) the usual scene in this joint. Anything before about midnight is just plain too early: you get oodles of ugly disinterested girls. ...

This was my fourth trip to CP. Because I'd been in Atlantic City the night before and was ahead by about $400, I decided to go ahead and donate those winnings to a...

This club is a little bit more of an ordeal than many others. You either GET to bring your own beer, or you HAVE to bring your own beer if that's what you...

I had been here once about four years ago when I was in Florida for baseball spring training. When I had occasion to be in Cocoa anyway to visit a friend, I thought,...

I won a bunch of money and, in my drunken stupor, thought it'd be sweet to rain some C-notes on the lovely ladies of the OG. It was Saturday at around 6 am....

This was my third trip to CP. It was roughly the same as the others. Walk in, sit down at the bar, have a girl who rates between a 4 and a...

Loo, DC sucks for strip clubs. The rules are about as stringent as anywhere I've been, and it's just not much of a scene. You can basically show up here, like other...

Granted, I was there on a holiday, but there was still a minimum of enthusiasm and professionalism. One dancer was wasted beyond belief around 4:30 pm, and kept telling me how much she...