Reviews by wildbourbon
Submit a ReviewLucky Devil Lounge
633 SE Powell Blvd
Portland, OR 97202
Nice bar experience. 50/50 for dancer quality on Sunday Afternoon.
I stopped in on a Sunday afternoon after a long motorcycle ride and was just looking to get drinks and not expecting much. I was pleasantly surprised and stayed longer than I expected.
There were just…
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Aug 2, 2021, 8:06 PM
Club Rouge
403 SW Harvey Milk St
Portland, OR 97204
Decent looking dancers. Hard selling on VIP/Wanna Dance
After hearing Club Rouge had the best looking dancers in Portland, I decided I should make a visit while in town. I came in around 10 PM on a Saturday night and after a quick…
Apr 12, 2019, 5:26 AM
Kittens Cabaret
5800 4th Ave S
Seattle, WA 98108
Pushy Ukrainians
I arrived around 8 PM on Friday night, right about shift change.
I would classify Kittens as a "buy dance" club rather than a "stage tip" club.
Within 15 minutes I was hounded by more than 5…
Mar 8, 2019, 4:31 AM
Club 205
9939 SE Stark St
Portland, OR 97216
Thin blondes with no bolt-ons
I came in around 5:30 on a Tuesday evening and found the atmosphere was kind of like Cheers with naked girls. The club was about 1/2 full and I counted 8 dancers, all of whom…
Apr 24, 2018, 7:31 PM
Skin and Games
12035 NE Glisan St
Portland, OR 97220
Cattle Truck Unloaded Here
I came in around 7 PM on Tuesday night and was immediately taken back by the number of "plus" size dancers grazing through the 15 or so customers in the club. They were definitely not…
Mar 7, 2018, 4:06 PM
Riverside Sports Bar & Lounge
1501 6th St
Umatilla, OR 97882
Get a drink, not a dance
I hadn't been here since the famous Trinity left and was super disappointed to see they had discontinued their 2/1 Tuesday private dances. Due to the recent developments, I decided to visit on a Friday…
Jul 16, 2017, 5:39 AM
Honeybunnz Hideout
1201 6th St
Umatilla, OR 97882
Can't believe this place exists
I left the Riverside to head home and saw this place was still open even though I hadn't been in at least 2 years...decided the cover would be worth a review.
Five dollar entry and one-drink…
Jul 16, 2017, 5:37 AM
Pandora's Adult Cabaret
8914 Lake City Way NE
Seattle, WA 98115
Surprised 8 girls on shift Monday afternoon
I stopped in at one of the clubs up the road on the afternoon of 6/26. 4 girls were working and 3 of them were just texting on the floor...so I left to go to…
Jun 30, 2017, 5:38 AM
Kittens Cabaret
5800 4th Ave S
Seattle, WA 98108
Sunday Night Sucked
I came in around 10:30 PM on Sunday 6/25 and the doorman said there were 6 dancers working. I stayed for 30 minutes just to see the rotation and to see if a couple would…
Jun 30, 2017, 5:37 AM
Trails Men's Club
921 S 300 W
Salt Lake City, UT 84101
Beatutiful girls, good place to enjoy the view
I've been to this club 3 times in the last 6 months and have never seen a girl who shouldn't be dancing. Most of the dancers have been friendly when I've been tipping at the…
Jun 5, 2017, 2:49 PM
Southern X-Posure Chinatown
3420 State St
South Salt Lake, UT 84115
Decent girls. Slow on a Saturday night.
I showed up around 10 on Saturday night and there were 4 patrons in the whole place besides myself. The tap selection was very poor, as was their bottle selection. Due to the few customers,…
Jun 5, 2017, 2:48 PM
Casa Diablo II: Dusk til Dawn
8445 SE McLoughlin Blvd
Portland, OR 97222
One visit was enough
I eat lunch at Acropolis every time I'm in Portland and usually go to Casa Diablo in the evening. I also drive through the parking lot of Diablo II and wonder if they're even open.…
Oct 28, 2016, 12:00 AM
Club SinRock
208 SW 16th St
Renton, WA 98057
Don't know how they stay open
This was my first SC. I come when I'm close and when I don't have much time. On this visit I came in around 5 PM and left by 5:30. There should be no cover…
Oct 18, 2016, 12:00 AM
Kittens Cabaret
5800 4th Ave S
Seattle, WA 98108
Has Potential
Kittens has become my go-to club when in the Seattle area. Deja Vu in Lake City has the cute coed girls and Pandora's isn't very private. Kittens is a good mix of those other two…
Oct 18, 2016, 12:00 AM
Stars Cabaret
1550 Weston Ct NE
Salem, OR 97301
Quality Dancers for a Saturday Afternoon
I decided to visit this club while I waited for a dealership to outfit my recent purchase in Salem. I came in around 2 PM and was pleasantly surprised that there were almost 10 girls…
Aug 31, 2016, 12:00 AM
Pasty's
5200B Roosevelt Way NE, Seattle, WA 98105, USA*
Downhill
I came in due to a dancer I follow in Instagram saying she'd be working. When you first enter, you see a small bar to the center of the room, the dressing room to the…
Jul 20, 2016, 12:00 AM
Kittens Cabaret
5800 4th Ave S
Seattle, WA 98108
Surprised at how empty on a Saturday
I came in on a Saturday night after the Mariners game and expected the game crowd to be there. The club was 3/4 full, but there were maybe 10 dancers on shift around 11 PM.…
Jun 21, 2016, 12:00 AM
Dreamgirls at Sodo
1530 1st Ave S
Seattle, WA 98134
Nice Club, Average Dancers
I came in about 12:30 on a Friday night after the Mariners game and not being impressed with Kittens down the road. The $22 entry was too much; it should be $20 like the other…
Jun 21, 2016, 12:00 AM
Kittens Cabaret
5800 4th Ave S
Seattle, WA 98108
Much Better Second Time Around
Since my first visit was last on a weekday afternoon, I figured I needed to give this club a fair shake and came in around 11 PM on a Saturday night. The parking lot was…
Apr 10, 2016, 12:00 AM
Pandora's Adult Cabaret
8914 Lake City Way NE
Seattle, WA 98115
Quality heading downhill
I've been here several times and want to clarify.
1. The stage had two poles. First song at the first pole is topless only. The darkest corners seem to reserved for regulars.
2. Second song at the…
Jan 22, 2016, 12:00 AM
Kittens Cabaret
5800 4th Ave S
Seattle, WA 98108
Not great for a first visit.
I came in on a Saturday afternoon around 4 and figured I would stay for at least two hours (usually stay for 2 hours, even if a club isn't that great). Their was plenty of…
Jan 11, 2016, 12:00 AM
Club 205
9939 SE Stark St
Portland, OR 97216
Attack of the Vegan
I came in after a couple of morning client visits hoping to see some attractive ladies and was not disappointed. The few dancers on shift were very attractive and relatively young (20's), but the first…
Jan 10, 2016, 12:00 AM
Stars Cabaret Bend
197 NE 3rd St
Bend, OR 97701
Meh. Umatilla has a better club.
The club has a sign on the road and shares a building with an Adult Store. The club entrance is on the south side of the building and not well marked.
Once inside, you walk…
Nov 21, 2015, 12:00 AM















