Kittens Cabaret
5800 4th Ave S Seattle, WA 98108

Not great for a first visit.

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wildbourbon
Jan 11, 2016, 12:00 AM
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Visited: Saturday Afternoon

I came in on a Saturday afternoon around 4 and figured I would stay for at least two hours (usually stay for 2 hours, even if a club isn't that great). Their was plenty of parking and I was tempted to grab a snack and drink at the place attached to the club but decided to just go to the club for a pop.

Upon entering, the doorman basically told me I was privileged to be able to enter without paying the normal entry fee as some of the girls had not shown up for their shift. I WAS THE ONLY PATRON IN THE WHOLE CLUB! A young, pudgy dancer was on stage looking at herself in the mirror. I don't mind pudge, but I would like a little up top to compensate...no dice. She basically did nothing for her two-song set. Thankfully a 7 AA got up after her and earned a few dollars for a tip. When I returned to my seat, the first dancer approached me and not matter how hard I tried, I could not get her to accept my "no" on a private dance. She went on and on and on while I tried to watch and tip the other dancers, even after I flatly told her I would never buy a dance from her. Her speech was slurred and was in a state I've never seen in a dancer before.

Eventually she left and I was able to watch a smooth-bodied b-cup brunette for two songs. I was hoping she would come over after I tipped her, but she disappeared to the dressing room. Since the place was dead and the rotation restarted, I approached the gal at the bar and the doorman in the back to make small talk. They treated me like I was interrupting their conversation and after asking a couple of questions about the VIP and dance schedule for the evening, the blonde bartender asked, "is that all?"

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