Meh. Umatilla has a better club.

The club has a sign on the road and shares a building with an Adult Store. The club entrance is on the south side of the building and not well marked.

Once inside, you walk right to the restrooms, or left to the stage and bar. No girls were dancing when I entered, so I pulled up a stool to the bar. The bartender (blonde, thick, but not fat) asked me what I wanted and I told her I was hungry. She gave me a menu and I ordered the $5 chicken strips and fries as well as a tap. They had a small selection of bourbon, so I ordered a beer. I noticed she was also the DJ and the cook.

There were two dancers: an older, thin lady with bolt-ons and a younger, all-natural AA. Neither was dancing and they said they were waiting for customers. After a few minutes, the crowd grew from two to five and the AA got up to dance. They had constant problems getting the electronic DJ to work, but everyone seemed to understand that they weren't going to make any money at the stage anyway.