Kittens Cabaret
5800 4th Ave S Seattle, WA 98108

Much Better Second Time Around

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wildbourbon
Apr 10, 2016, 12:00 AM
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Visited: Saturday Evening

Since my first visit was last on a weekday afternoon, I figured I needed to give this club a fair shake and came in around 11 PM on a Saturday night. The parking lot was full, so that was a good sign. I first went to the bar where there were about 8 patrons, but service was slow so I left to go next door. I appreciate that they had a lot attendant watching the cars. I imagine one or two break-ins could really slow a place down.

As others have said, this is a large club and almost every chair was taken that night. There is a main stage to your left and a secondary stage basically straight ahead as you enter. The only open table was to the left of the second stage and I made a home. The dancer on that stage was easily a 2/10, being way past her prime and should not be dancing. Her skin was totally wrinkly and to not be too grotesque, when she went on all fours, the backside looked like it needed serious medical attention. Nasty. (Vict**** also qualifies for this description, but she is not the one I'm describing).

The "do you want to dance" hustle began immediately and was relentless. Few of the girls were above a 5, so I held out. A couple of girls have migrated from Pandora's, most notably Duc*** and a tall, thin Pandora's favorite with good bolt-ons. I never got her name at Pandora's, as she was always with regulars there. That being said, there are a few 8's and a couple of coed types sprinkled in. Finally an interesting coed came up to me and said she had just moved from one of the downtown clubs to Kittens because she heard the money was good and it was her first night. She seemed a little nervous, so I passed.

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