Reviews

65 reviews by wildbourbon

Lucky Devil Lounge

Portland, OR

Nice bar experience. 50/50 for dancer quality on Sunday Afternoon.

I stopped in on a Sunday afternoon after a long motorcycle ride and was just looking to get drinks and not expecting much. I was pleasantly surprised and stayed longer than I expected. There were just…

4 yrs ago1

Club Rouge

Portland, OR

Decent looking dancers. Hard selling on VIP/Wanna Dance

★★★★★★★★★6.3/10

After hearing Club Rouge had the best looking dancers in Portland, I decided I should make a visit while in town. I came in around 10 PM on a Saturday night and after a quick…

7 yrs ago

Kittens Cabaret

Seattle, WA

Pushy Ukrainians

★★★★★★★★5.0/10

I arrived around 8 PM on Friday night, right about shift change. I would classify Kittens as a "buy dance" club rather than a "stage tip" club. Within 15 minutes I was hounded by more than 5…

7 yrs ago

Club 205

Portland, OR

Thin blondes with no bolt-ons

★★★★★★★★★7.3/10

I came in around 5:30 on a Tuesday evening and found the atmosphere was kind of like Cheers with naked girls. The club was about 1/2 full and I counted 8 dancers, all of whom…

8 yrs ago

Skin and Games

Portland, OR

Cattle Truck Unloaded Here

★★★★★★★★★6.3/10

I came in around 7 PM on Tuesday night and was immediately taken back by the number of "plus" size dancers grazing through the 15 or so customers in the club. They were definitely not…

8 yrs ago

Riverside Sports Bar & Lounge

Umatilla, OR

Get a drink, not a dance

★★★★★★★3.3/10

I hadn't been here since the famous Trinity left and was super disappointed to see they had discontinued their 2/1 Tuesday private dances. Due to the recent developments, I decided to visit on a Friday…

9 yrs ago

Honeybunnz Hideout

Umatilla, OR

Can't believe this place exists

★★★★★★1.3/10

I left the Riverside to head home and saw this place was still open even though I hadn't been in at least 2 years...decided the cover would be worth a review. Five dollar entry and one-drink…

9 yrs ago

Pandora's Adult Cabaret

Seattle, WA

Surprised 8 girls on shift Monday afternoon

★★★★★★★★5.0/10

I stopped in at one of the clubs up the road on the afternoon of 6/26. 4 girls were working and 3 of them were just texting on the floor...so I left to go to…

9 yrs ago

Kittens Cabaret

Seattle, WA

Sunday Night Sucked

★★★★★★★★4.3/10

I came in around 10:30 PM on Sunday 6/25 and the doorman said there were 6 dancers working. I stayed for 30 minutes just to see the rotation and to see if a couple would…

9 yrs ago

Trails Men's Club

Salt Lake City, UT

Beatutiful girls, good place to enjoy the view

★★★★★★★★★8.0/10

I've been to this club 3 times in the last 6 months and have never seen a girl who shouldn't be dancing. Most of the dancers have been friendly when I've been tipping at the…

9 yrs ago

Southern X-Posure Chinatown

South Salt Lake, UT

Decent girls. Slow on a Saturday night.

★★★★★★★★★7.0/10

I showed up around 10 on Saturday night and there were 4 patrons in the whole place besides myself. The tap selection was very poor, as was their bottle selection. Due to the few customers,…

9 yrs ago

Casa Diablo II: Dusk til Dawn

Portland, OR

One visit was enough

★★★★★★★4.0/10

I eat lunch at Acropolis every time I'm in Portland and usually go to Casa Diablo in the evening. I also drive through the parking lot of Diablo II and wonder if they're even open.…

9 yrs ago

Club SinRock

Renton, WA

Don't know how they stay open

★★★★★★★★6.0/10

This was my first SC. I come when I'm close and when I don't have much time. On this visit I came in around 5 PM and left by 5:30. There should be no cover…

9 yrs ago

Kittens Cabaret

Seattle, WA

Has Potential

★★★★★★★★★6.3/10

Kittens has become my go-to club when in the Seattle area. Deja Vu in Lake City has the cute coed girls and Pandora's isn't very private. Kittens is a good mix of those other two…

9 yrs ago

Stars Cabaret

Salem, OR

Quality Dancers for a Saturday Afternoon

★★★★★★★★★8.0/10

I decided to visit this club while I waited for a dealership to outfit my recent purchase in Salem. I came in around 2 PM and was pleasantly surprised that there were almost 10 girls…

9 yrs ago

Pasty's

Seattle, WA

Downhill

★★★★★★★3.7/10

I came in due to a dancer I follow in Instagram saying she'd be working. When you first enter, you see a small bar to the center of the room, the dressing room to the…

10 yrs ago

Kittens Cabaret

Seattle, WA

Surprised at how empty on a Saturday

★★★★★★★★5.3/10

I came in on a Saturday night after the Mariners game and expected the game crowd to be there. The club was 3/4 full, but there were maybe 10 dancers on shift around 11 PM.…

10 yrs ago

Dreamgirls at Sodo

Seattle, WA

Nice Club, Average Dancers

★★★★★★★★5.7/10

I came in about 12:30 on a Friday night after the Mariners game and not being impressed with Kittens down the road. The $22 entry was too much; it should be $20 like the other…

10 yrs ago

Kittens Cabaret

Seattle, WA

Much Better Second Time Around

★★★★★★★★★6.7/10

Since my first visit was last on a weekday afternoon, I figured I needed to give this club a fair shake and came in around 11 PM on a Saturday night. The parking lot was…

10 yrs ago

Pandora's Adult Cabaret

Seattle, WA

Quality heading downhill

★★★★★★★★4.3/10

I've been here several times and want to clarify. 1. The stage had two poles. First song at the first pole is topless only. The darkest corners seem to reserved for regulars. 2. Second song at the…

10 yrs ago

Kittens Cabaret

Seattle, WA

Not great for a first visit.

★★★★★★★★4.3/10

I came in on a Saturday afternoon around 4 and figured I would stay for at least two hours (usually stay for 2 hours, even if a club isn't that great). Their was plenty of…

10 yrs ago

Club 205

Portland, OR

Attack of the Vegan

★★★★★★★★6.0/10

I came in after a couple of morning client visits hoping to see some attractive ladies and was not disappointed. The few dancers on shift were very attractive and relatively young (20's), but the first…

10 yrs ago

Stars Cabaret Bend

Bend, OR

Meh. Umatilla has a better club.

★★★★★★★★5.3/10

The club has a sign on the road and shares a building with an Adult Store. The club entrance is on the south side of the building and not well marked. Once inside, you walk…

10 yrs ago

Club SinRock

Renton, WA

Close to Airport; better than Deja Vu

★★★★★★★★4.7/10

After several visits, I'm really quite neutral on this club. I would never pay for lap dances again, but it's worth checking when you have a layover. The talent has decreased over the last 2…

10 yrs ago

Pasty's

Seattle, WA

There were exactly 6 girls on...

★★★★★★★★4.7/10

There were exactly 6 girls on shift all night, well, except there was only 1 from 9 to 10:15 PM. Thankfully, Bob at the bar kept me company with decent conversation while I waited for…

11 yrs ago