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21 reviews by utterbs

19th Hole Lounge

Glenside, PA

The definition of meh

I've been coming to this place on (and very off for years at a time) for twenty years or more. The main floor has been untouched by time. The club can be hard to find…

1 wk ago

Vixens Ybor Strip

Tampa, FL

Very nice club, on a very slow, disappointing, night a month or two too late.

★★★★★★★★★7.3/10

This was my first time in Tampa in many, many years, and I feel like it was the wrong time to go for a couple of reasons. First, Florida passed an age restriction statewide banning…

2 yrs ago1

La Pearl Lounge

Philadelphia, PA

The pot ain't boiling over, but at least the lid was shaking

★★★★★★★★★★8.3/10

Visit to LaPearl/Outerspace. I'll write this up for La Pearl because I went on Sunday and while I was there (until 7) most of the dancing was downstairs at LaPearl, and upstairs at Outerspace was…

4 yrs ago6

Ballpark Tavern

Bristol, PA

Pig fought the law, and the law's winning

★★★★★★★2.3/10

Ballpark Tavern has been shut down by the local police and District Attorney's Office. A complaint was brought against the club by the Bucks County District Attorney and the Liquor Control Board, and the court granted…

7 yrs ago4

19th Hole Lounge

Glenside, PA

This club is literally purgatory

★★★★★★★★6.0/10

Purgatory is, according to the belief of some Christians, an intermediate state after physical death for expiatory purification. There is considerable disagreement among Christians whether purgatory is a single place, a divided place, whether that…

7 yrs ago4

19th Hole Lounge

Glenside, PA

Shitty shift and night saved by an Angel

★★★★★★★★★★8.7/10

Wet, steamy rainy night and the Hole's A/C could not keep up -- it was damp and hot in the club as well, not comfortable at all, and the general misery of the night showed…

7 yrs ago1

The Outerspace Club

Philadelphia, PA

2nd Floor room upgraded

★★★★★★★★★★9.7/10

Went on a Wednesday evening and place was moderately crowded. I don't know that the floor services have been curtailed as much as the times I've been there this winter the place has not been as…

7 yrs ago

La Pearl Lounge

Philadelphia, PA

Have to agree the place is slowing down

★★★★★★★★★6.3/10

The setup here remains the same. La Pearl, a narrow, ten seat dive bar downstairs, and Outerspace upstairs, a twenty five foot long bench opposite a stage and six seat L bar with a closet…

7 yrs ago

The Outerspace Club

Philadelphia, PA

Go Eagles!

★★★★★★★★★★10.0/10

Went Sunday for the Eagles game and it was less busy than I expected. About 8-9 guys and around 3-4 dancers downstairs, upstairs going but just a bartender and a couple of dancers in street…

7 yrs ago1

La Pearl Lounge

Philadelphia, PA

Not many dancers there today

★★★★★★★★★8.0/10

Went today figuring the Eagles were stinking up the place so might as well get some other entertainment. Place was pretty empty for the second half -- around 3-4 dancers, a half dozen or so…

7 yrs ago

La Pearl Lounge

Philadelphia, PA

Just so danged inexpensive

★★★★★★★★★★8.7/10

Showed up around 6 p.m. last Friday. Used the ATM outside -- there's plenty of people associated with the club outside so it is safe to use, and the machine dispenses tens, which is valuable…

7 yrs ago1

19th Hole Lounge

Glenside, PA

God is this place getting slow and depressing

★★★★★★★★5.0/10

This place used to be hopping, with the selection of dancers kind of spotty, but there enough good ones to make the trip worthwhile. Now that they have a no smoking policy the place is like…

8 yrs ago1

19th Hole Lounge

Glenside, PA

Friday before midnight can be brutal

★★★★★★★★★7.7/10

Came in around 10 after an evening at La Pearl. I figured a cheap release at La Pearl (under $80 total for entry, drink and barside fuck) would let me be a little more selective…

8 yrs ago

The Outerspace Club

Philadelphia, PA

Limited time club

★★★★★★★★★7.3/10

Outer space and pa pearl aren’t really open til midnight and really they are only active for a couple of hours a day. Early in the afternoon outer space is either not open or deserted, and…

8 yrs ago1

19th Hole Lounge

Glenside, PA

Slow night

★★★★★★★★★6.7/10

Came in around 10:45. The bar seats were about 1/2 full -- the no smoking appears to have cut down on the number of customers, and I notices few if any black patrons. As far…

8 yrs ago

Ballpark Tavern

Bristol, PA

Slow Night But Good Ending

★★★★★★★★★6.7/10

Seven girls on the board tonight but they weren't circulating much and each had like four songs on stage so in the hour I was there only three dancers went up. Storm, Paris, Sunshine, Athena,…

8 yrs ago

The Outerspace Club

Philadelphia, PA

A Little Money Goes A Long Way

★★★★★★★★★8.0/10

Around 8 the place was slow. Had a seat at the bar upstairs and Pandora pitches a dance. Wasn’t terribly interested but she reached out and grabbed hold of something that showed more interest than…

8 yrs ago3

La Pearl Lounge

Philadelphia, PA

The Discount Hood Mall Of Pussy

★★★★★★★★★★8.3/10

The hoodiest of hood bars, downstairs from the Outerspace Club. Info on here is not current -- Outer Space is not open on Mondays, either, so La Pearl has the dancers. A long bar and a…

8 yrs ago

Berlin News Agency

Berlin Township, NJ

There's almost nothing like

★★★★★★★★★7.7/10

A review within one or two of this one provides such a good explanation of the layout of the place that there's no need to cover it again. Went on the day-before-Super Bowl Saturday, where they…

8 yrs ago

The Bunny Club

Syracuse, NY

Syracuse is a weird place

★★★★★★★★5.7/10

Hadn't been to Syracuse before and the clubs there are weird. They have a by the time price structure that I haven't seen in other places, and the prices are high. The set up of…

8 yrs ago

Ballpark Tavern

Bristol, PA

Ballpark Tavern, also known as the...

★★★★★★★★★6.3/10

Ballpark Tavern, also known as the Ballpig, is seedy dive bar where a mix of moderately attractive (when the lights are low enough) and moderately unattractive, overaged, overweight dancers do a couple or three songs…

12 yrs ago