utterbs

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  3 months ago
  Scarlett's Ybor Strip

  Tampa, Florida
  Very nice club, on a very slow, disappointing, night a month or two too late.

  This was my first time in Tampa in many, many years, and I feel like it was the wrong time to go for a couple of reasons. First, Florida passed an age restriction statewide...
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  3 months ago

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  samella2
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  2 years ago
  La Pearl Lounge

  Philadelphia, Pennsylvania
  The pot ain't boiling over, but at least the lid was shaking

  Visit to LaPearl/Outerspace. I'll write this up for La Pearl because I went on Sunday and while I was there (until 7) most of the dancing was downstairs at LaPearl, and upstairs at Outerspace...
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  2 years ago

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  tin man
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  5 years ago
  Ballpark Tavern

  Bristol, Pennsylvania
  Pig fought the law, and the law's winning

  Ballpark Tavern has been shut down by the local police and District Attorney's Office. A complaint was brought against the club by the Bucks County District Attorney and the Liquor Control Board, and the court...
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  5 years ago

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  utterbs
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  5 years ago
  19th Hole Lounge

  Glenside, Pennsylvania
  This club is literally purgatory

  Purgatory is, according to the belief of some Christians, an intermediate state after physical death for expiatory purification. There is considerable disagreement among Christians whether purgatory is a single place, a divided place, whether...
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  5 years ago

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  pedrome30
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  6 years ago
  19th Hole Lounge

  Glenside, Pennsylvania
  Shitty shift and night saved by an Angel

  Wet, steamy rainy night and the Hole's A/C could not keep up -- it was damp and hot in the club as well, not comfortable at all, and the general misery of the night...
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  5 months ago

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  monkeybutt13
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  6 years ago
  The Outerspace Club

  Philadelphia, Pennsylvania
  2nd Floor room upgraded

  Went on a Wednesday evening and place was moderately crowded. I don't know that the floor services have been curtailed as much as the times I've been there this winter the place has not been...
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  6 years ago
  La Pearl Lounge

  Philadelphia, Pennsylvania
  Have to agree the place is slowing down

  The setup here remains the same. La Pearl, a narrow, ten seat dive bar downstairs, and Outerspace upstairs, a twenty five foot long bench opposite a stage and six seat L bar with a...
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  6 years ago
  The Outerspace Club

  Philadelphia, Pennsylvania
  Go Eagles!

  Went Sunday for the Eagles game and it was less busy than I expected. About 8-9 guys and around 3-4 dancers downstairs, upstairs going but just a bartender and a couple of dancers in...
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  6 years ago

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  Papi_Chulo
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  6 years ago
  La Pearl Lounge

  Philadelphia, Pennsylvania
  Not many dancers there today

  Went today figuring the Eagles were stinking up the place so might as well get some other entertainment. Place was pretty empty for the second half -- around 3-4 dancers, a half dozen or...
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  6 years ago
  La Pearl Lounge

  Philadelphia, Pennsylvania
  Just so danged inexpensive

  Showed up around 6 p.m. last Friday. Used the ATM outside -- there's plenty of people associated with the club outside so it is safe to use, and the machine dispenses tens, which is...
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  6 years ago

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  IHearVoices
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  6 years ago
  19th Hole Lounge

  Glenside, Pennsylvania
  God is this place getting slow and depressing

  This place used to be hopping, with the selection of dancers kind of spotty, but there enough good ones to make the trip worthwhile. Now that they have a no smoking policy the place is...
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  6 years ago

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  Testar
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  6 years ago
  19th Hole Lounge

  Glenside, Pennsylvania
  Friday before midnight can be brutal

  Came in around 10 after an evening at La Pearl. I figured a cheap release at La Pearl (under $80 total for entry, drink and barside fuck) would let me be a little more...
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  6 years ago
  The Outerspace Club

  Philadelphia, Pennsylvania
  Limited time club

  Outer space and pa pearl aren’t really open til midnight and really they are only active for a couple of hours a day. Early in the afternoon outer space is either not open or deserted,...
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  6 years ago

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  HandsOnSanta
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  6 years ago
  19th Hole Lounge

  Glenside, Pennsylvania
  Slow night

  Came in around 10:45. The bar seats were about 1/2 full -- the no smoking appears to have cut down on the number of customers, and I notices few if any black patrons. As...
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  7 years ago
  Ballpark Tavern

  Bristol, Pennsylvania
  Slow Night But Good Ending

  Seven girls on the board tonight but they weren't circulating much and each had like four songs on stage so in the hour I was there only three dancers went up. Storm, Paris, Sunshine,...
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  7 years ago
  The Outerspace Club

  Philadelphia, Pennsylvania
  A Little Money Goes A Long Way

  Around 8 the place was slow. Had a seat at the bar upstairs and Pandora pitches a dance. Wasn’t terribly interested but she reached out and grabbed hold of something that showed more interest...
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  7 years ago

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  MrEddyG
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  7 years ago
  La Pearl Lounge

  Philadelphia, Pennsylvania
  The Discount Hood Mall Of Pussy

  The hoodiest of hood bars, downstairs from the Outerspace Club. Info on here is not current -- Outer Space is not open on Mondays, either, so La Pearl has the dancers. A long bar and...
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  7 years ago
  Berlin News Agency

  Berlin Township, New Jersey
  There's almost nothing like

  A review within one or two of this one provides such a good explanation of the layout of the place that there's no need to cover it again. Went on the day-before-Super Bowl Saturday, where...
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  7 years ago
  The Bunny Club

  Syracuse, New York
  Syracuse is a weird place

  Hadn't been to Syracuse before and the clubs there are weird. They have a by the time price structure that I haven't seen in other places, and the prices are high. The set up...
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  11 years ago
  Ballpark Tavern

  Bristol, Pennsylvania
  Ballpark Tavern, also known as the...

  Ballpark Tavern, also known as the Ballpig, is seedy dive bar where a mix of moderately attractive (when the lights are low enough) and moderately unattractive, overaged, overweight dancers do a couple or three...