The Discount Hood Mall Of Pussy

The hoodiest of hood bars, downstairs from the Outerspace Club. Info on here is not current -- Outer Space is not open on Mondays, either, so La Pearl has the dancers.

A long bar and a little round bar table and chairs. No one used the table. Doorman sits by the door at the entrance, and the bar runs straight down the premises. The farther down the bar you sit the less that doorman sees, but he doesn't give a fuck anyway. Ten dollar entrance. They have beers and sodas -- a can of soda will cost you a buck. Dancers walk down the bar, doing lap dances. Dances are $5 a song, untimed, and they play mostly rap so the songs are LOOOOOOOONNGGGGG. Twenty minutes of dancing might be three songs, two if the right stuff is playing. There is no private room, unlike Outer Space, so the dances are in the barstool, in full view of everyone.

The dancers are all AA hood girls, some large, some small, basically any AA woman you see walking in West Philly might come in there and dance. Grabbing as much ass and titty as you want is covered in the $5, they will grind you and reach and stroke through your pants. If you are wearing athletic shorts you can pull the crotch aside while they are grinding -- some will just give you a bare ass against bare dick grind, while others will ask you if you have a condom and go ahead and fuck you in the stool for an extra tip.