Ballpark Tavern, also known as the...

Ballpark Tavern, also known as the Ballpig, is seedy dive bar where a mix of moderately attractive (when the lights are low enough) and moderately unattractive, overaged, overweight dancers do a couple or three songs on one stage and then circulate soliciting couch dances, most of which involve very, very little dancing. The description given by one of the dancers was that they aren't dancers who hook on the side, they are hookers who dance on the side.

If you are looking for posh accommodations, guys in suits, playboy quality girls and gourmet food then you should erase Ballpark Tavern from your mind. If, on the other hand, you are looking for a cheap hole in the wall where, on the typical shift, you can look around and say, "Screwed her. Got blown by her. Screwed her. Not her, ever. Does that one even have legs?" then Ballpark is your place.