Comments by utterbs

I love Outerspace/LaPearl as much as anyone, but would strongly, strongly advise against being around 54th and Haverford too much after dark. If somehow you are tempted to be there at actual nighttime, stick to the upstairs -- you don't want to have only a pane of glass between you and the street. The place is the budget strip club wonder of the world, but it still is someplace that has seen multiple shootings, including a vigil being shot up in front of the place 9 o'clock on a Tuesday.

Playhouse is a fundamentally bizarre place: it is the Land of the Lost of strip clubs, a vortex where time passes outside the club but not inside the club. I think I first went there in like 1997 -- I was in my late twenties, it was a place to go to go get afford HJs from Brazillians in their late thirties and early to mid forties. Hey, they weren't young knockouts, but still had tight bodies and and could crank the guys out like an assembly line. The assembly line got boring, checked out for a decade and went back in the mid oughts. And the same Brazillians were ten years older, still giving the same HJs, now tight but leathered bodies. Once or twice enough a year was enough, then checked out for another five or seven years. Went back -- same Brazzillians. More leathered. Same HJs. Same closets. Checked out a gain for years, went in a few times before COVID. Same....fucking....Brazillians. Went once after COVID. My god...how old are these women now? THey looked like she had been around the block a few thousand times when I first met them .... now almost thirty years later. Who the fuck knows if they are still even alive--maybe their skin just absorbed so much ultraviolet radiation that the hands on their zombie bodies still twich up and down.

Not encouraging that they have multiple Ballpark girls with "nothing special." Ballpark strippers know what they are there for and generally the only thing they're less interested in than non-extras dances is condoms. If your dick was still in your pants by the middle of the first dance that's on orders from management.

Ummm…they really don’t like people going in and out and in and out of the club. They’ve had shootings and they’ve had at least one armed robbery when closing and bringing the night’s cash out of the place. When they see someone going in and out and in and out it makes them think that someone is casing out the place or, worse, someone is observing inside for someone outside. Or trying to get something in to the club with the less thorough pat down — or no pat down — on re-entry.

The staff is all black. The dancers are all black. The customers are all black — well, black, caramel, dusk, red, marshmallow, pecan peanut butter etc. And as observed above, the pussy is all pink. When I visited I was the club ofay, but there was a white guy outside bullshitting with the staff I’ve seen before, and pre-covid there were a couple of other white guys I’ve seen occasionally. But generally you’re equivalent to … pretty much any black guy that walks into any bar west of Norristown and east of Pittsburgh. Never seen anyone give a shit. I do suggest that if they need a dollar for the juke box you don’t sit on your hands

I haven't stopped by 54th and Haverford since covid hit, but prior to that I always took the bottoms dropping as an invitation, and usually it took less than 30 second for a skin on skin slide to turn into the dancer sliding it in. It may be another cultural thing, but I've read some of the more ... uh ... flowery posts regarding OSC and LaPearl that are written by some obviously poetic brothers where, trying to work my way through the prose, it appears that dancers are dropping their thongs/gstrings and what follows is just more poetry. As a white guy was I misreading the signals? On the ass vs. tits conundrum, I value shape more than size. My preference is for the slimmer but shapely dancers there, but probably because they seem to be the ones most likely to drop their bottoms. :)

Actually prefer the barstool and table by the window -- I'll know the place is back to normal when the three back barstools along the bar are rocking and the table is bobbing back and forth.

There are extras at La Pearl/OSC. They are pretty much there for extras. From the description, that fourth dancer was ready to go right there on the stool, as was the third.

Dances at La Pearl aren't cut off and there is no DJ--they are played off the jukebox and are often very long tracks -- five songs can be 40-45 minutes at La Pearl. Never had a problem with being hit up for 5 $10 songs there. The little guy is always out by the middle of the first song, and if he isn't being well taken care by the 2nd song the dancer is invited to move along please.

My god, I haven't gone to this place is 6-7 years and the names are still the same. And they were old then.

Hahahhaha. Wife experience. That was my post!

As an update to my prior post, the docket shows that hearing of the PLCB’s motion has been continued to October 1st, so the place is shut down at least through then. It is pretty safe to assume that you can stick a fork in the pig and call it over — a delay of that long, after already being shut down for a long period, isn’t consistent with the place reopening, but rather with the case becoming moot due to sale of the place/license.

The VIP room on the second floor is still there past the bar, and the past year or so they jammed a couch with in there so it isn’t just barstools anymore. And you can get the full treatment on the last stool by the bar too. Place remains the best deal on the east coast — and anything is to be had there.

Too explicit and not enough details...the food is awful, and the portions are so small. :)

Angel is a white woman. Know idea who you thought you saw — however as for info, the actual dancer Angel will blow your socks off. Incredible Hoover sales lady that never stops until you ask to be excused.

Not at all the same Angel as Ballpark.

Oasis does do dances, and if inclined to do so can suck electroplating off

haahahhahahaha fucking love la pearl. I believe the $20 is normally for the room, so you got three songs out of her for $4. Although for what you did in the private room you could have done out in the bar and nobody would have cared. i

Fake review, or listed in the wrong place. BP serves alcohol. There is no BYOB there. There also is no pizza. This review has nothing to do with BP and should be deleted.

Fake review by a newly registered fuckwad looking for a month of free review access. Altantis doesn't have any $60 for 15 minute option, and the only Asians that have ever been sighted there have been customers or delivering food.

Yeah, but that small size is aces. The girls and guys are just this scrum where nobody can see or tell what's really going on. I've been back there where yeah, there's only room for five guys and five girls stacked up, but they're all fucking. You just see girls going up and down, and then it breaks up with nothing left but some condoms dumped on the floor.

Laney is always recommended. Former Ball Park girl, so she is used to delivering and she's a very nice, down to earth person -- easygoing, can carry on a conversation, no games, no bullshit, and just a great fuck.

Gotta agree about Thai, she is just so sweet and bubbly and performs equal or better than Monroe with the body old Monroe. Kat is insane. Everything available if you can work through the psycho conversation and the fear that she is going to slice your dick off at any moment

Upstairs and downstairs have two different jukeboxes. The one for downstairs is on the wall by the bar in front of the bathroom. Girls have to feed dollar bills in for songs and will hit up the customers. Always worth coughing up a buck or two to keep the music going -- there's no song timing like an actual club, your $5 dance lasts as long as the song does and the girls usually pick really long-ass songs.

Did she have red hair? That sounds like Sunshine.