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Comments by utterbs (page 2)

  • review comment
    6 years ago
    HandsOnSanta
    Philly Philly
    Be Fucking Ready - literally.
    That's what the end of the bar is for man, if that isn't what you want don't sit there and don't take up the seat. If you sit there for long without being ridden chances are someone will ask for the seat because they have a use for it.
  • review comment
    6 years ago
    meinnj
    Pennsylvania
    One of my favorite places to go
    Yeah, Friday night. When I came in she was sitting at the bar in street clothes, I guess waiting for her shift. It was the first time I'd seen her in months not glued to this guy that looks like a science teacher. We went back, I didn't ask for anything, just let it go where she wanted and soon she was on the couch with her legs in the air. Really nice girl.
  • review comment
    6 years ago
    Another night at Ballpark
    Before anyone gets excited, this Candy is not THE Candy.
  • review comment
    6 years ago
    meinnj
    Pennsylvania
    One of my favorite places to go
    Don’t know why Ruby isn’t more liked around here: tall as hell, great legs, thin for how tall she is, can carry on a conversation, and is a great fuck without having to negotiate for anything. On many times I’ve been in she’s been locked in with one guy buying her drinks all night, but when she’s free she offers everything the better mentioned girls here offer, with infinitely less drama.
  • review comment
    6 years ago
    joebr
    Pennsylvania
    A comfortable place to spend a couple hours
    Scarlett and Jasmine are both young, thin and knockouts. Scarlett gives nothing but a 1980’s lap grind in the couch room, Jasmine has graduated somewhat, reportedly, to lame bjs. Both girls are great as warm ups. Scarlett has lots of tats and piercings and could have been an alt fashion model. Jasmine kinda reminds me of Ava Taylor
  • review comment
    6 years ago
    Testar
    Pennsylvania
    Ugh. What the hell.
    Monroe is gone, don’t waste your time if that is who you are looking for—she got the life taken out of here one load at a time and quit before she died with a dick in her mouth. Kat is fucking psychotic, I had a miserable dance with her early on, she bugged for an extra tip, I gave her a dollar, and now she stays the fuck away from me. The tall girl with the tongue piercing is Vicforia, she would have had you with yoir pants down and your cock in her hand as soon as you sat down, would have lubed you up and yanked till you were done for the cost of the dance. (Nothing else available though)
  • review comment
    6 years ago
    gYMjONES
    Maryland
    Great Neighborhood Bar/strip Joint
    If you just stick to lap dances I don’t know how it would be possible to spend $100 at this place.
  • review comment
    6 years ago
    Stripclubanon
    Pennsylvania
    First Visit Wet The Appetite
    They'll fuck you in your barstool at Sabel's for a little extra on top of a $5 per song dance cost?
  • review comment
    6 years ago
    Stripclubanon
    Pennsylvania
    First Visit Wet The Appetite
    Downstairs what you want is the seat at the round table at the end of the bar, or the couple of seats at the end of the bar. Those are the fuck seats, and if you are sitting there the girls know what you want. If you are all the way towards the door they assume you don't know what the place offers are or just looking for a beer and laps. Usually once a guy finishes his business and sees someone waiting he will offer up the seat. Same deal with upstairs--there's a private room up there as well, but you can get the same service in the last barstool at the bar.
  • review comment
    6 years ago
    orangepicture
    Philly suburbs
    The Gift Of Gab Is The Gift That They Have
    Wtf is SA? Strippers anonymous?
  • review comment
    6 years ago
    Jerzyfam
    Maryland
    1st Time Here
    Now what would be more useful than having this place under two listings is having listings, or at least info here, as to the after-hours west philly black clubs. La Pearl/Outer Space close everyone get out by 11, and stop letting people in earlier than that. There are several undreground lap dance clubs the girls go off to, but there's little or no information about locations, days, times, and cracker-friendliness.
  • review comment
    6 years ago
    Jerzyfam
    Maryland
    1st Time Here
    Yeah it is confusing, but the place itself has it as two places, and I think a different guy runs the upstairs. The upstairs has a different setup, the private room, different drinks etc. I think the downstairs is a better deal — you can get a soda for a buck, sit at the end of the bar, and fuck away in your stool without the room charge. The upstairs room doesn’t have a couch so your just biking away on a girl leaning against a stool for an extra $20 when you can do the same thing downstairs and get 4 more lap dances.
  • review comment
    6 years ago
    espo321
    Colorado
    Pre-interview jitters but a good time had by all
    Can't think that it is a club ad because it isn't even a good club ad. And a soccer mom wont see you walk into the place--it has a big parking lot densely rimmed by trees to block the view of the parking lot from the houses across the street.
  • review comment
    6 years ago
    Rond998
    Pennsylvania
    Always a good time
    Well seriously, frank better, or billy better, or just that she was more cheerful while applying the lube? :)
  • review comment
    6 years ago
    Rond998
    Pennsylvania
    Always a good time
    So last Time you had an event dance but if this time it was a lot better? Thanks. It is detailed information like that it allows the customer to make an informed decision.