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I came back to MI early to get in a few visits before heading north for the deer hunting. I arrived early in the afternoon, and knew had some time to kill before the…

Silver Criket Gentlemen's Club

Dearborn, MI

What I had expected to be...

★★★★★★★★★7.3/10

What I had expected to be a 4 day tour in Detroit (the other "Big D" apparently), got extended another 6 days so I had the opportunity to check out a few clubs in the…

Baby Dolls

Dallas, TX

Last week I got a call...

★★★★★★★★★7.3/10

Last week I got a call from the recently divorced mom of a friend of my sons'. She sort of stumbled around at first, and without saying so directly, she wanted to know if…

Centerfolds Houston

Houston, TX

On a recommendation from a fellow...

★★★★★★★★★6.7/10

On a recommendation from a fellow monger (thanks!), I tried Centerfolds a few Mondays ago when I was in town with some time to spare. As there are over 200 reviews of the place…

11 yrs ago1

The St. James

Houston, TX

I had visited St. James earlier...

★★★★★★★★5.7/10

I had visited St. James earlier in the year with a client, and quite frankly had a less than stellar time. Nonetheless, I arrived in town earlier than I originally inspected, and finished my…

Houston Dolls Cabaret

Houston, TX

After dropping a respectable amount of...

After dropping a respectable amount of cash at St. James and having only a relatively lame time as a result, I moved onto Houston Dolls. I was supposed to meet a client there, but…

The St. James

Houston, TX

I was in town to work...

★★★★★★★★5.7/10

I was in town to work with one of my best clients: the company is prompt about paying bills, the people are genuinely eager about improving their business, and the COO is a recognized…

Chicas Locas

Houston, TX

A client illness left me with...

★★★★★★★★4.3/10

A client illness left me with a few extra hours during a recent trip to Houston so I thought I would drop by Chicas Locas for a change of venue. It used to be…

Elysium

Detroit, MI

I was in the Detroit metro...

I was in the Detroit metro area visiting a buddy, but found myself solo on a late Saturday afternoon early evening while he attended a function for his high school aged daughter. I was…

Silver Criket Gentlemen's Club

Dearborn, MI

A long time friend invited me...

★★★★★★★★★7.3/10

A long time friend invited me to attend the auto show in Detroit. We have attended semi-regularly over the years, and since his shrew-bitch wife was out of town for a few days, I…

Fare Club at Cabaret Royale

Dallas, TX

En route to DFW I was...

En route to DFW I was informed that a scheduling snafu assured my client couldnâ€™t make the meeting in Chicago the next day. With some time to kill I decided to drop by the…

Adelita Bar

Tijuana, BC

I strolled around for a bit...

★★★★★★★★★8.0/10

I strolled around for a bit after leaving Hong Kong GC, and made a wrong turn, but a nice police officer was quick to direct me to Adelita bar. While Iâ€™m sure you can…

12 yrs ago2

Hong Kong Gentlemen's Club

Tijuana, BC

I normally take off the last...

★★★★★★★★★8.0/10

I normally take off the last couple of weeks of November to visit family and friends but after my experience at Hong Kong Gentlemenâ€™s Club, I decided to take an extra weekend this year and…

12 yrs ago1

Baby Dolls

Dallas, TX

I took the week off to...

★★★★★★★★★7.7/10

I took the week off to get some things done Iâ€™d been avoiding for a few months (car maintenance, house maintenance, etc.) and made an unexpected visit to Baby Dolls (BDâ€™s) on a weekday evening.…

Hong Kong Gentlemen's Club

Tijuana, BC

In more than 30 years of...

★★★★★★★★★★9.0/10

In more than 30 years of mongering in more than 20 countries, I thought I had a pretty good understanding of the strip club scene. I was wrong. I was very wrong, and…

12 yrs ago1

Rick’s Cabaret

Chicago, IL

I'm well familiar with Chicagoland, and...

★★★★★★★★5.0/10

I'm well familiar with Chicagoland, and knew better than to go to any area club and expect entertainment at a reasonable value. A client really wanted to go though, so after dinner we directed…

Fantasy's

Traverse City, MI

I was in Michigan for work,so...

★★★★★★★★4.7/10

I was in Michigan for work,so I thought I'd take a buddy up on an offer to do some weekend fishing in Traverse City. After a few hours of drowning bait/washing lures, my buddy…