rockstar666

Illinois

Reviews by rockstar666

• review

  2 years ago
  Mynx Cabaret Hartford

  145 West Service Rd Hartford, CT
  Fun At Mynx

  First time there. 1 stage with decent lighting if a bit dark at times. Girls will dance topless but I didn't see any nude. The quality was variable, but none were dogs and the...
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  a year ago

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  NS2777
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  5 years ago
  Heavenly Bodies

  1300 Elmhurst Rd Elk Grove Village, IL 60007
  The Death Spiral Of A Once Great Club.

  Yes, this place is death warmed over. The few dancers are indifferent at best; they don't do anything on stage in those few times a dancer even on stage at all. They don't dress...
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  5 years ago
  Heavenly Bodies

  1300 Elmhurst Rd Elk Grove Village, IL 60007
  Dancer Quality Needs Upgrading

  I've been going to HB a long time, and I used to really love the afternoon shift. There were always a few nice looking dancers, and I'd have some regulars to fall back on....
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  6 years ago
  Heavenly Bodies

  1300 Elmhurst Rd Elk Grove Village, IL 60007
  Pre Halloween Fun

  I was hoping to see lots of cute costumes, but only my regular girl really dresses, so that was disappointing. I know Monday nights are usually slow, but this time it was VERY slow....
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  6 years ago

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  3LeggedMan
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  6 years ago
  Scores Chicago Strip Club

  4003 W Lake St Stone Park, IL 60165
  Best Of The Bunch

  I did the Stone Park club hopping thing as my dancer g/f was auditioning...but that's another story. I'm reviewing this club because it was the best of the bunch, at least as vibe goes....
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  6 years ago
  Fevr Cabaret

  5555 70th Pl Bedford Park, IL 60638
  What A Bizarre Club Experience

  Oceans has a really nice interior. Lots of lights, and surrounding the main stage is a series of pools. This would be a fun place except there's almost no dancers or customers during the...
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  6 years ago

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  rockstar666
• review

  6 years ago
  Heavenly Bodies

  1300 Elmhurst Rd Elk Grove Village, IL 60007
  Daytime Miss

  I go to the club a lot during the afternoon, but this was among the worst visits ever. First, there were only 4 girls working and all 4 weren't worth a second look. One...
• review

  6 years ago
  Heavenly Bodies

  1300 Elmhurst Rd Elk Grove Village, IL 60007
  Monday Isn't Always Dead

  I pooped in Monday afternoon mostly to see my ATF, but I was pleasantly surprised that the club had some energy for a Monday. Several dancers stopped by to say hello even though they...
• review

  6 years ago
  Heavenly Bodies

  1300 Elmhurst Rd Elk Grove Village, IL 60007
  Daytime Rocks....sometimes.

  My ATF cancelled work at the last minute, but I went to the club anyway as I had time and money. My two CF's were both working and with my ATF gone, they were...
• review

  7 years ago
  Heavenly Bodies

  1300 Elmhurst Rd Elk Grove Village, IL 60007
  Good Wed

  There was a nice new group of dancers Wed late afternoon. Turnover is normal of course, but the new girls (new to me) seemed to be 7-9's as opposed to the usual 5-7's. There...
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  7 years ago
  Heavenly Bodies

  1300 Elmhurst Rd Elk Grove Village, IL 60007
  Good Afternoon

  Afternoons can be hit or miss but yesterday was a hit. A nice variety of dancers this time as opposed to the all too frequent collection of overweight white girl frumps. I saw at...
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  7 years ago
  Heavenly Bodies

  1300 Elmhurst Rd Elk Grove Village, IL 60007
  Busy Tuesday

  I'd written how a Tuesday afternoon was pretty dead, but yesterday couldn't have been more the opposite. there was a pretty good crowd and plenty of girls to go around. Some pretty new faces,...
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  7 years ago
  Heavenly Bodies

  1300 Elmhurst Rd Elk Grove Village, IL 60007
  Avoid..I'm No Longer A Shill

  I've gone here for over 20 years and have spent $10K+ a year here but no more. I was kicked out for a "normal" activity that this no extras club has always allowed. Something...
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  7 years ago

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  brian2240
• review

  7 years ago
  Heavenly Bodies

  1300 Elmhurst Rd Elk Grove Village, IL 60007
  Sunday

  One of my regulars said I should try Sunday, because unlike Fri and Sat nights, Sunday is more like a weekday afternoon as far as being more laid back in general. So for the...
• review

  7 years ago
  Heavenly Bodies

  1300 Elmhurst Rd Elk Grove Village, IL 60007
  Daytime Improvement

  Went in Wed afternoon, and it ended a long string of not so exciting afternoon visits. Days are hit and miss anyway, but besides my 2 regulars there was sufficient eye candy to make...
• review

  7 years ago
  Heavenly Bodies

  1300 Elmhurst Rd Elk Grove Village, IL 60007
  Average Afternoon

  I know afternoons can be slow, but this was ridiculous. There weren't very many dancers working, even for an afternoon. There were several times no one was on stage and to me this is...
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  7 years ago
  Heavenly Bodies

  1300 Elmhurst Rd Elk Grove Village, IL 60007
  Tuesdays Are Slow

  Unless you have a regular dancer who works Tuesday afternoons, it's not a very good day as the club is very empty and only a few girls are working. Most will be tied up...
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  7 years ago
  Heavenly Bodies

  1300 Elmhurst Rd Elk Grove Village, IL 60007
  Monday, Monday

  Mondays are always slow here, and with the I-90 exits closed for construction it might have made things even slower. Because I had a go-to dancer it didn't bother me in the slightest. I...
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  7 years ago
  Heavenly Bodies

  1300 Elmhurst Rd Elk Grove Village, IL 60007
  New Details

  The VIP rooms now have phones in them! I don't suppose you can call out, but if you want to order a drink you don't have to put your clothes back on (just kidding)....
• review

  8 years ago
  Heavenly Bodies

  1300 Elmhurst Rd Elk Grove Village, IL 60007
  Hit And Miss

  Like most clubs, afternoons can be hit or miss. It looked like my last visit was going to be a miss, but I ended up having a great time with a tall thin blonde...
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  8 years ago
  Heavenly Bodies

  1300 Elmhurst Rd Elk Grove Village, IL 60007
  The Late Shift

  I'm usually going home by midnight, but this time I arrived about that time. The club was absolutely packed, and even finding a stool by the wall wasn't easy. I have a couple night...
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  8 years ago
  Heavenly Bodies

  1300 Elmhurst Rd Elk Grove Village, IL 60007
  Beat The Snow

  With a major winter storm on the way, I figured I'd rather be stranded at the club than at home trying to get to the club. I had enough cash for an extended visit...
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  8 years ago
  Heavenly Bodies

  1300 Elmhurst Rd Elk Grove Village, IL 60007
  Slow Monday

  I usually enjoy going Monday nights because it's slow until 11ish, and the girls will spend more time with you. Last night was TOO slow though. Hardly any customers or girls, and the dancers...
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  8 years ago
  Heavenly Bodies

  1300 Elmhurst Rd Elk Grove Village, IL 60007
  Night

  I decided to visit in the evening; usually I'm a late afternoon patron. The overall quality of dancers is a little higher at night, and tonight was no exception. I have one regular girl...