Reviews

I did the Stone Park club hopping thing as my dancer g/f was auditioning...but that's another story. I'm reviewing this club because it was the best of the bunch, at least as vibe goes. It…

7 yrs ago

Fevr Cabaret

Bedford Park, IL

What A Bizarre Club Experience

★★★★★★★★5.7/10

Oceans has a really nice interior. Lots of lights, and surrounding the main stage is a series of pools. This would be a fun place except there's almost no dancers or customers during the day…

8 yrs ago2

Heavenly Bodies

Elk Grove Village, IL

Daytime Miss

★★★★★★★★5.3/10

I go to the club a lot during the afternoon, but this was among the worst visits ever. First, there were only 4 girls working and all 4 weren't worth a second look. One would…

Heavenly Bodies

Elk Grove Village, IL

Monday Isn't Always Dead

★★★★★★★★★6.3/10

I pooped in Monday afternoon mostly to see my ATF, but I was pleasantly surprised that the club had some energy for a Monday. Several dancers stopped by to say hello even though they would…

Heavenly Bodies

Elk Grove Village, IL

Daytime Rocks....sometimes.

My ATF cancelled work at the last minute, but I went to the club anyway as I had time and money. My two CF's were both working and with my ATF gone, they were like…

Heavenly Bodies

Elk Grove Village, IL

Good Wed

There was a nice new group of dancers Wed late afternoon. Turnover is normal of course, but the new girls (new to me) seemed to be 7-9's as opposed to the usual 5-7's. There were…

Heavenly Bodies

Elk Grove Village, IL

Good Afternoon

Afternoons can be hit or miss but yesterday was a hit. A nice variety of dancers this time as opposed to the all too frequent collection of overweight white girl frumps. I saw at least…

Heavenly Bodies

Elk Grove Village, IL

Busy Tuesday

I'd written how a Tuesday afternoon was pretty dead, but yesterday couldn't have been more the opposite. there was a pretty good crowd and plenty of girls to go around. Some pretty new faces, and…

Heavenly Bodies

Elk Grove Village, IL

Avoid..I'm No Longer A Shill

★★★★★★★4.0/10

I've gone here for over 20 years and have spent $10K+ a year here but no more. I was kicked out for a "normal" activity that this no extras club has always allowed. Something has…

8 yrs ago5

Heavenly Bodies

Elk Grove Village, IL

Sunday

One of my regulars said I should try Sunday, because unlike Fri and Sat nights, Sunday is more like a weekday afternoon as far as being more laid back in general. So for the first…

Heavenly Bodies

Elk Grove Village, IL

Daytime Improvement

Went in Wed afternoon, and it ended a long string of not so exciting afternoon visits. Days are hit and miss anyway, but besides my 2 regulars there was sufficient eye candy to make the…

Heavenly Bodies

Elk Grove Village, IL

Average Afternoon

★★★★★★★★★7.7/10

I know afternoons can be slow, but this was ridiculous. There weren't very many dancers working, even for an afternoon. There were several times no one was on stage and to me this is a…

Heavenly Bodies

Elk Grove Village, IL

Tuesdays Are Slow

Unless you have a regular dancer who works Tuesday afternoons, it's not a very good day as the club is very empty and only a few girls are working. Most will be tied up with…

Heavenly Bodies

Elk Grove Village, IL

Monday, Monday

Mondays are always slow here, and with the I-90 exits closed for construction it might have made things even slower. Because I had a go-to dancer it didn't bother me in the slightest. I got…

Heavenly Bodies

Elk Grove Village, IL

New Details

★★★★★★★★★★8.3/10

The VIP rooms now have phones in them! I don't suppose you can call out, but if you want to order a drink you don't have to put your clothes back on (just kidding). Also,…

Heavenly Bodies

Elk Grove Village, IL

Hit And Miss

★★★★★★★★★★8.7/10

Like most clubs, afternoons can be hit or miss. It looked like my last visit was going to be a miss, but I ended up having a great time with a tall thin blonde who…

Heavenly Bodies

Elk Grove Village, IL

The Late Shift

I'm usually going home by midnight, but this time I arrived about that time. The club was absolutely packed, and even finding a stool by the wall wasn't easy. I have a couple night time…

Heavenly Bodies

Elk Grove Village, IL

Beat The Snow

★★★★★★★★★★8.7/10

With a major winter storm on the way, I figured I'd rather be stranded at the club than at home trying to get to the club. I had enough cash for an extended visit too,…

Heavenly Bodies

Elk Grove Village, IL

Slow Monday

★★★★★★★★★8.0/10

I usually enjoy going Monday nights because it's slow until 11ish, and the girls will spend more time with you. Last night was TOO slow though. Hardly any customers or girls, and the dancers were…

Heavenly Bodies

Elk Grove Village, IL

Night

★★★★★★★★★★8.7/10

I decided to visit in the evening; usually I'm a late afternoon patron. The overall quality of dancers is a little higher at night, and tonight was no exception. I have one regular girl and…

Heavenly Bodies

Elk Grove Village, IL

WTF Is Wrong With The Door Bouncer???