Comments by lost5689

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But does she do extras?

I prefer Sacagawea dollar coins. Make it rain!

I'm afraid of treadmills now, they are like penis deathtraps.

When the waitress asks you to buy the girl a $60 drink... "I don't like small talk. Men don't come here for your amazing personality nor for your exceptional conversational skills."

I saw a guy lose his underwear in a club's bathroom... I went to the restroom and as I walked in this short stocky Hispanic guy with a shaved head comes waddling out of the only stall. I go into the stall and find a pair of underwear that had been stuffed into the toilet seat cover dispenser.

I know what you mean, but for me if I didn't spend it on clubs/dances I would probably spend it somewhere else. I am actually fairly conservative with spending money except when it comes to vices... that is to say I'm a saver most of the time. I used to drink alcohol every day until I noticed it was really effecting my health. I decided to quit before I wind up giving myself cirrhosis. Now, I would rather spend money on getting some lap dances and such rather than spending money to slowly kill my liver.