Reviews

I've been to a few Scores locations over the years, and have always had a good time. My "main" Scores was the NYC location back when I worked nearby, but when I saw this…

I was here on business a few weeks back, and decided to check out the local Vivid club. I had been to Vivid clubs in Florida, so I figured I would see what Houston…

I was here on a business trip, and have been to other Scores locations, specifically the NYC one, and saw their brand name here. I had a good time in NY, so I decided…

So, for those who are unaware, the DC area has pretty slim pickings for decent strip clubs. Mainly because DC, while allowing nude dancers, is SUPER STRICT about no touching. And nearby VA…

Since this is my own personal review, I am going to color this with my opinion of clubs in the DC area in general.

Paper Moon is, on a world scale, a pretty bad strip club.…

This is a newer place on M street in the middle of DC. It seems like a lot of lawyer types frequent the place as an after work tease. And I say tease…

So, this place is OK. I say that, as it follows DC rules, as in no lap dances, VIP area, and so on. Until the District changes these rules, the place is going…

I went on a wednesday night after a long day of work, looking just to relax. I have seen other reviews stating that the place may have mandatory valet parking, but that was not…

I had not been back to Camelot in a while, and they recently (summer2014) completed a renovation of the place. I work nearby on K st, so I stopped by to check it out…

So, I was meeting someone at Reagan airport, and decided to wait here. Virginia, it was explained to me, does not really allow for topless (let alone nude) strip clubs. The girls here…

Archibald's is one of a very few strip clubs in Washington DC. The city has peculiar rules regarding these establishments, where they let them have full bars and totally nude dancers, but absolutely NO…

I went on a saturday night, shortly before the Giants became a dissapointing 0-3. Paid a $10cover, and brought a sixpack of bud. Since its a BYOB, You can bring whatever you like,…