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I was here on a business trip, and have been to other Scores locations, specifically the NYC one, and saw their brand name here. I had a good time in NY, so I decided…

9 yrs ago

Showcase Theater

Beltsville, MD

visit to showcase on a weekday night

So, for those who are unaware, the DC area has pretty slim pickings for decent strip clubs. Mainly because DC, while allowing nude dancers, is SUPER STRICT about no touching. And nearby VA…

10 yrs ago

PaperMoon Springfield

Springfield, VA

the depressing state of national capitol area clubs

★★★★★★★★5.0/10

Since this is my own personal review, I am going to color this with my opinion of clubs in the DC area in general. Paper Moon is, on a world scale, a pretty bad strip club.…

10 yrs ago1

The Mpire Gentlemen's Club

Washington, D.C., DC

After Work with the lawyers

This is a newer place on M street in the middle of DC. It seems like a lot of lawyer types frequent the place as an after work tease. And I say tease…

10 yrs ago

Good Guys

Washington, D.C., DC

So, this place is OK. ...

So, this place is OK. I say that, as it follows DC rules, as in no lap dances, VIP area, and so on. Until the District changes these rules, the place is going…

11 yrs ago

Lace

West Nyack, NY

I went on a wednesday night...

I went on a wednesday night after a long day of work, looking just to relax. I have seen other reviews stating that the place may have mandatory valet parking, but that was not…

11 yrs ago

Camelot

Washington, D.C., DC

I had not been back to...

I had not been back to Camelot in a while, and they recently (summer2014) completed a renovation of the place. I work nearby on K st, so I stopped by to check it out…

11 yrs ago

Crystal City Restaurant - Gentleman's Club

Arlington, VA

So, I was meeting someone at...

★★★★★★★★★6.3/10

So, I was meeting someone at Reagan airport, and decided to wait here. Virginia, it was explained to me, does not really allow for topless (let alone nude) strip clubs. The girls here…

12 yrs ago

Archibald's Gentlemen's Club

Washington, D.C., DC

Archibald's is one of a very...

★★★★★★★★5.3/10

Archibald's is one of a very few strip clubs in Washington DC. The city has peculiar rules regarding these establishments, where they let them have full bars and totally nude dancers, but absolutely NO…

12 yrs ago

Stiletto

East Rutherford, NJ

I went on a saturday night,...

I went on a saturday night, shortly before the Giants became a dissapointing 0-3. Paid a $10cover, and brought a sixpack of bud. Since its a BYOB, You can bring whatever you like,…

12 yrs ago

Camelot

Washington, D.C., DC

First off, I found the club...

★★★★★★★★★7.0/10

First off, I found the club layout to be a bit awkward. It is in what appears to be a converted rowhome in the middle of DC. It is long and narrow, with…

Cherri Bombs

Wyandanch, NY

OK, so if you"ve read all...

OK, so if you"ve read all of the other reviews, you know what to expect here. I'll relate my experience. I visited on a sunday afternoon, and it seems like a typical "Adult Store" when…

Cherri Bombs

Wyandanch, NY

OK, so if you"ve read all...

OK, so if you"ve read all of the other reviews, you know what to expect here. I'll relate my experience. I visited on a sunday afternoon, and it seems like a typical "Adult Store" when…

Club Risque Philadelphia

Philadelphia, PA

Asa Akira was dancing here the...

★★★★★★★★★7.7/10

Asa Akira was dancing here the night I went. Some of the other patrons were complaining about her late performance, but whatever! This is a rare opportunity to see live, in person, one…

Stiletto

Nanuet, NY

Revisited last Saturday. This place is...

Revisited last Saturday. This place is a haven for anyone who wants to take a break from the Hus=rricane Sandy related headaches of daily life around here. Dancers were not the high quality (in the…