Reviews

Bazz & Crue is boring. The dancer quality is not that great. And the music is way too loud… even for club standards. Bazz & Crue looks nice. And they have televisions here. The problem…

The dancer quality has gone down big time at this club. It’s not the same like it used to be six months ago. I used to frequent the Penthouse occasionally in the past, but the…

Sinsaysionals is a great strip club. Good parking, high quality dancers, and $5 lap dances. I recommend. I have visited Sinsaysionals a bunch of times (Probably between 5-8 times.) My first time going was in…

Club Extasy is a great club. 3 to 5 dime piece dancers… pool tables… TV’s… I recommend. I have visited Club Exstasy three times and this will be my last time at Club Exstasy.…

Dirt ugly girls… ghetto management… small club space… DO NOT GO TO STARDUST! Alright, so you all know me by now… 26 years old, Black, grad school, pretty much retiring from the strip club…

The Penthouse is the best strip club in Washington DC. The renovations are great. The best looking strip club I have seen period. Also, the dancer quality is just as good. Music is also on…

Only four dancers working on a SATURDAY night??? BULL$HIT! Do not go to Ebony Inn! Let me give you some background first. I’m a 26 year old Black male. I’m also, a single graduate student…

Many of the dancers at this club should not be dancing in a circus or parade much less a strip. And some of the dancers in this club are ultra thirsty. They don’t take “no”…

One of the most memorable features of this hole in the wall is the midget bouncer who tries to act tough. More on him later though. Lol. So the story goes, I'm a full-time graduate…

Fuego is some $hit. Mostly skinny flat back skeleton dancers who shouldn't be dancing anywhere. And the customers are mostly drunk illegal Mexicans who piss on the bathroom floor and pass out in the parking…

Bazz & Crue sucks. I got there around 10pm Saturday night. It is sort of hard to find too... my cab driver actually got lost trying to find this place. As I first walk in,…

Penthouse was pretty nice. I've been there three times starting back in October 2011 during homecoming. The first plus, is that they open at 4pm and have some very, very, very good quality dancers there.…