Comments by nelly76 (page 43)

Desertscrub is a douchebag who calls every review a "Shill Review or Club Ad". He has literally 14,000 comments (which don't even include his "Adjudications"), which you can see if you click his name. If each of those comments took him 5 minutes (considering login time, searching for reviews, etc) that would work out to 146 full eight hour shifts in a job, or 29 straight weeks of full time work at a job. Just so he can call everyone else a liar, about cities and clubs where he has never been. Just to be a professional, full time douche. It's not much of a life, but it's not much of a life. It's a douche life.

Great review

Desertscrub is a douchebag who calls every review a "Shill Review or Club Ad". He has literally 14,000 comments (which don't even include his "Adjudications"), which you can verify if you click his name. If each of those comments took him 5 minutes (considering login time, searching for reviews, etc) that would work out to 146 full eight hour shifts in a job, or 29 straight weeks of full time work at a job. Just so he can call everyone else a liar, about cities and clubs where he has never been. Just to be a professional, full time douche. It's not much of a life, but it's not much of a life. It's a douche life. And even with all his practice, he can't even come up with an English sentence.

There's Desertscrub again, being a douchebag loser, as usual. He literally has over 14,000 comments, not including his "adjudications", and almost all of them say that someone else is a shill or a promoter. It isn't much of a life, but it isn't much of a life.

Desertscrub is a douche and a fool and a useless tool

Desertscrub, Everyone is smarter than you. I took a shit this morning that's smarter than you.

Pussylicker2 and Destertscrub are in a contest to see who is the biggest douche of all time. Great review.

Good review of an underwhelming club. As a monthly or bimonthly Providence visitor, there are 4 other strip clubs I would go to in Ptovidence before I'd go to Wonderland - Desires (about a half mile away), Foxy Lady, Cadillac Lounge, and Fantasies, in that order. I go to Wonderland about every 2 or 3 years, and it's overpriced and underwhelming.

Desertscrub doesn't just make stupid comments (literally 12,000 of them on this website). He doesn't just suck men's cocks. WHen he does suck a cock, he literally lets men fuck his brains out, so there's nothing left.

@Oxyace, I think that someone (maybe OWG) said that the old Kaylani has come back under the name Sapphire. She's bigger, had short blonde hair and now has long black hair (probably a wig), and has a larger than life personality. I saw her at the stage,a nd she said something about being really horny, and then kept talking about it.

Few thoughts: - $1,000 is a lot. Also, some of these girls end up being a disappointment. If she's awesome, it's probably worth it once. If she's not, or is just mediocre, it's an expensive lesson. Regardless, I can't imagine she'll be great for 2 hours. I'd ask her for a shorter time for a smaller amount. - You can assess the market price in your city by looking at the sites eros, tryst, and the sites that promote actual porn stars. That will tell you what the market rates are (and they really vary based on the girl's personal opinion of herself, and how much she doesn't want to do it). - However, with these sites, you have to be careful with the pictures. Some girls will use pictures of a look alike so they can't be personally identified. WIth real pictures, you also don't know if they've put on weight since the pictures were taken, so you may want to ask for a picture from today, which will probably piss them off. Two of my favorite porn stars, named Jesse Jane and Maddy O'Reilly, used to look great on film, and use those pictures in their ads, and they both put on 30+ pounds since the pictures were taken. One of the great things about meeting a girl in a strip club is that you get to see all of what she looks like. - If the girl is hot, remember that there are other buyers with ridiculous money, so some of these girls are used to getting $1,000 handbags or shoes from some guys who give it to them for no specific act - If you think she's the hottest girl you've ever seen (or even in the last few years), you should probably do it once, because you'd hate to be on your deathbed with $1,000 in the bank and think you hadn't done it

Locutusbrg, Pussylicker2 is a douche,a nd such a douche that he licks pussy after another guy already did it. There's definitely actionable info in there, like pricing and info about multiple girls.

Pussylicker2 (the unelected, unappointed adjudicator), First of all, no one listens to someone who licked pussy after another guy licked the same pussy. Second, the instructions say to put in a lot of words, and I made sure it was skimmable, with clear headlines. Thirdly, in terms of actionable information, I gave you pricing, club culture (the fact that it's a rregulars club so you have to go approach women), names and types of girls and the days or nights that they work, and more actionable items. Fourthly, your membership is revoked. You are a douche.

^ Typical desertscrub, just being the most fucked up dork with the most fucked up comments ever

This is the gold standard for reviews. Thanks.

Desertscrub (commenting above) is a douchebag who cleans toilets at a competing club. He literally has over 12,000 comments, most of which are him saying that everyone else is lying. It's not much of a life, but it's not much of a life.

A heartwarming story

^ desertscrub with the comment above is a toilet cleaner at a competing club, and has 12,000 comments on this site, mostly saying how every review is fake. And he has a small penis.

StevieJanowski69, Great review. I was there for part of the Miss Nude competition, and Lotus was actually on stage with another girl named Chanel, so that might be the other one. Nicolette being Nicolette. If you tipped her at the stage, or talked to her for 10 seconds, you owe her money for a VIP. You did both. Those are the rules. Jesse always used the name Jesse when she was there before covid. She used to have a smoking body when she worked there before. I talked with her a few times, but she refused to make a committment on VIP activities, so I declined. I saw some of her porn videos, and some are hot, but some are kind of gross. She sure doesn't care about hygiene on film. Be careful (which we should probably always be).

^ desertscrub with the comment above is a toilet cleaner at a competing club, and has 12,000 comments on this site, mostly saying how every review is fake. It's not much of a life, but it's not much of a life.

Great review. It's been said by others here that Melissa rips people off. She probably doens't realize that people talk, and people read, and her reputation precedes her. Also, if you rip someone off in the lap dance area, they sure aren't doing a VIP with you. I can tell you first hand that McKenzie is an upseller and a whack job, or at least she was. I did a VIP with her, and she was REALLY upselling, and I wasn't into it, and she became one of the worst dances I've ever had here.

LTeo, You shoudl take Persia to the VIP, and hope Nicollette finds out about it, and the aftermath would be hilarious. Persia was there Tuesday day.

Imagine a stripper who caers if you didn't text her, like a bitchy wife would. Imagine having enough bitchiness in this business that you check a customer's Instagram account, see who they follow, and criticize them. Imagine Nicollette.

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