Comments by nelly76 (page 42)

great review

It's still a shame that there was a fatal stabbing at Cadillac Lounge. Obviously, we all send thoughts and prayers that it was desertscrub....

There was a fatal stabbing at Cadillac Lounge over the weekend. Obviously, we all send thoughts and prayers that it was desertscrub....

There was a fatal stabbing at Cadillac Lounge last night. Obviously, we all send thoughts and prayers that it was desertscrub.

It's hilarious that Persia and Nicolette had a blowout fight, which I know I predicted at some point. You know it was because of jealouy over some guy's money. I said that I'd like to have enough disposable income to become a Nicolette regular for a few VIPs, then pick Persia instead of Nicolette when they were there together, and watch the fireworks afterwards. I'm guessing that's what happened, although the guy probably didn't even know the disaster movie he was creating. I wish I was in the audience. Of course, I could be wrong, and they might have been arguing because one is a Orissa Evangelical Baptist Christian and the other is a Manipur Evangelical Baptist Christian.

Skibum, - I saw Persia at the Miss Nude contest a couple of months ago, but she was there as a civilian. However, she still appears to be int he area from other internet sites. - I actually haven't seen Priya in probably 2-3 months - shame to hear that April and Ivanna left. They were both great.

Desertscrub says, "same GPS address input - another fake review" becaue he's a complete fucking idiot. He thinks that an authentic review would give a different GPS address for the club every time. It's hard to comprehend that level of stupidity.

Valuable info, thanks

Desertscrub is a douche and a lifetime loser, as everyone knows. OldWhiteGuy sets the satandard for reviews, as usual.

Vajmon, OldwWhiteGuy gives more valuable information to this board than anyone ever. You post one review a year. Don't be a douchebag, unless you're trying to impressess dertscrub.

Great review. I love the idea of the quick summary of prices and layout at the top rather than not doing it "because other posts do". You're right - not everyone is a member, so not everyone can read multiple reviews, and every review should have this summary. You said "lD booths", and I think that was a lowercase L for Lapdance. If you cut and paste the top every month, you might even want to spell it out. You may also want to mention that if you join Club lust for a day, you get $50 back in food or drink (unless they changed it), and that the VIP rooms are much bigger, have couches, and are worth it if that matters to you. You forgot to mention that desertscrub is a douche, and he will be along soon with literally his 14,000th post saying that everything is a club ad.

Brownguy, Desertscrub, the commenter above, is the #1 douche in America, calls almost every post a club ad. Click on his name, click "Comments", and almost every one of his 12,000 comments is him saying a post is a club ad. And he thinks he he figured it out. He flunked out of 3rd grade because he couldn't figure out that he shouldn't eat the crayons, but he figured this out. It's not much of a life, but it's not much of a life. It's a douche life.

OldWhiteGuy gives the gold stanard for reviews, with all of the pricing of everything, and the last one I see is here https://tuscl.net/review.php?id=389129

Yes, I think the breakdown of the recent is

Can I substitute a nut in her butt instead?

Locut, I don't go as often, so it's tough for me to tell who may be gone. Maybe in my next post, I'll have aseparate section for danders I haven't seen in 6 months

Desertscrub is the village idiot. He calls every review a "Shill Review or Club Ad". He has literally 14,000 comments (which don't even include his "Adjudications"), which you can verify if you click his name. Most just say "Shill Review or Club Ad", which is also the adjudication that he always picks. He loves to call everyone else a liar, about cities and clubs where he has never been. Just to be a professional, full time douche. It's not much of a life, but it's not much of a life. It's a douche life.

OldWhiteGuy, I was tried to go to the Boadroom Cabaret today, actually, and it is closed on Monday and Tuesday.

Funlover, Gerneral consensus is that you should never publically associate a specific girl with specific actions, but you can always just mention a few of the noteworthy girls that were there. It helps others figure out what days or nights might be a good time to see them again.

Next, VIP dances are $40 to the house, and it's usually good to tip the guy $10, and he will be less of a clock watcher. In your reviews, it's helpful if you say when you were there and what noteworthy girls were there.

First, ignore desertscrub, the biggest douchebag on this site. He has literally 14,000 comments (which don't even include his "Adjudications"), which you can verify if you click his name. Most just say "Shill Review or Club Ad", which is also the adjudication that he always picks. Just so he can call everyone else a liar, about cities and clubs where he has never been. Just to be a professional, full time douchebag. It's not much of a life, but it's not much of a life. It's a douche life.

You guys are horrible. I leave them a candy bar as a tip. Or if I ate at the place, I make it rain with my left over french fries.

Dpac, Why haven’t you posted any lineups recently? Ignore the douchebags like Desertscrub that bitch about them. I’m pretty sure Coco is the same one. I checked, and I had a VIP with her in the Feb/March timeframe, and the current Coco looks very similar, just a little heavier and a little different. One annoying thing about Desires, though, is that if one girl leaves, they’ll give her name to another girl. Sasha was the worst example. She was gone for a little while, then I read about her being back on this board, went down, and it was a completely different girl. I probably should have a section of girls like Parker, Vee, and Sage and others that have been gone for a while. I'm just living in denial, because I hope they come back. Thanks for the update on Juliet, who was on my bucket list.

Great review. I don't know if prices are higher at night, although consensus seems to be that prices are higher after the pandemic. My general thought is that the day girls are pros, and they are trying to build a set of regulars, so they might give more reasonable pricing to older guys (like me) in the hope of gaining a regular. The night girls might be more into the party lifestyle, meeting young party guys who might not spend as much money, and some newer girls might not know that there isn't as much money at night. If they do see an older guy at night, they may charge us a higher rate because that's not their preference. McKenzie looks like Jack Nicholson playing the Joker, and she's a nutcase and a ripoff. I took her for a VIP a long time ago, and she got angry at me for not taking her upsell, and stopped the dance early. It was when I first started going to Desire, and I almost didn't go back, until I had a revelation that there are going to be rip offs in this game. Your description of Sapphire is half accurate in my recollection. I've seen her with very short blonde hair, but I've also seen her with long black hair, which was probably a wig. However, she definitely looks like a darker Asian, or Cambodian or Thai or Hawaiian or something like that. She's definitely chunky, not thin. She's very forward. Desire unfortunately lets girls pick very similar names (like Priya and Bria), and the DJs mumble, so sometimes it's tough to get names. Great review, though. Thanks.

These same 3 douchebags: desertscrub aurora21 ChampPhilly are always being douchebags, probably the same person from 3 different accounts, or a few members from the Professional Douchebag Society.