Mostly on the Upswing

LOCATION (unchanged)

Club Desire is very accessible from I-95, located almost under an overpass. While the area is more industrial, I felt safe entering and exiting the locale. Parking lot is ample and spacious, but fills up quickly. There’s a metal detector on the way in. I came Thursday at 2:30 and it was maybe 3/4 full, Friday at 4 and it was pretty packed, and Saturday at 3 and it was about 2/3 full.

LAYOUT (unchanged)

As you walk in, from the left clockwise you see: the VIP area, the restrooms, the main stage, the side stage, and two bars. It's on the smaller side but never felt overcrowded. It’s been redecorated with chandeliers/sconces with electric candles, lending it a nice strip club gaudiness. Out back right is the smoking porch and a grill area in the summer. Bathroom is cramped but passable. The toilet seat isn’t anchored to the toilet, forcing you to brace with both legs to take a dump. Desire management, please fix this.