Reviews

This is Hillsboro's finest strip club. Unfortunately that's because it's Hillsboro's only strip club. I went in on a Saturday evening at 7 PM. I really don't expect a club to be jumping that early,…

I went into Stars about 5PM on a Friday evening. Cover was $5 to get in and my microbrew was $4. A sign said that happy hour runs from 6-9PM. The club is quite nice…

Cabaret II continues to evolve. It's now open 2PM to 2:30 AM seven days a week. Happy hour is 2PM to 9PM with well drinks and domestic taps for $3. After nine…

I dropped by on a Friday after work. I'm not going to bother describing the place because there are tons of reviews here that do as good a job as I could do. When I…

I stopped in at Stars Bridgeport over the lunch hour on a Thursday. There were half a dozen customers in the place and four dancers in the rotation. Lunch was inexpensive and tasty, but…

I gave Sunset Strip a try late in the afternoon on a Wednesday. There was no cover to get in at five. They have two stages, one in the middle of the room and one…

I stopped in at Blush on a Wednesday evening around 8:30. It's yet another Portland dive strip bar, pretty middle of the road, with nothing in particular to distinguish it from all the other Portland…

I arrived at Wild Orchid around 8:30 on a Tuesday evening. The place is well kept, though I'm not personally fond of the neon pink-purple motif. The main stage is a pedestal about four feet…

I stopped in here around 9 on a Wednesday. The place is huge and is adequately described in other reviews. There are three stages, but only one was running when I was there. They've removed…

Holy Smokes! I think I found the largest strippers in Portland. If PortlandDave is correct about this place being hit or miss, my trip to Club Skinn was a clean miss. I dropped in around 7:30…

The Landing Strip is a pretty typical Portland dive bar with strippers. Walk in and the pool tables are to your left, the punching bag machine is straight ahead, the bar's to your right and…

There have been some recent changes at Cabaret II so I thought I'd write another review. Most of what I say here is based on visits during the afternoon or early evening and mostly on…