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Pussycats SE

Portland, OR

A narcoleptic golfer got more quality strokes than this club gave me

Was hoping to find a semi-regular working here as this was her usual shift but she wasn't around. Instead I was greeted by a painfully thin girl that looked like she just woke up. I…

9 yrs ago

G-Spot Airport

Portland, OR

This is for Barbur G Spot

★★★★★★★3.0/10

there wasn't a listing for the club on SW Barbur, next to the Boom Boom Room. I was there a month ago on a Saturday morning. Walked in while a older dude was coming out…

10 yrs ago

Las Cariñosas

Beaverton, OR

5pm shitty time to visit

★★★★★★★★4.7/10

Got off work early and thought of dropping in as I drive by this place everyday. It's in a shitty little strip off Canyon road in Beaverton. Parking was easy peazy as there was only…

10 yrs ago1

Centerfolds

Lansing, MI

Tried to go at 4pm, but...

★★★★★★★★5.0/10

Tried to go at 4pm, but there isn't a dayshift on Saturdays and the club doesn't open til 7pm. Got there a few minutes after opening. no cover and $3 beers until 9pm. 6-7 mostly…

11 yrs ago

Déjà Vu Seattle

Seattle, WA

Deja Vu is one of two...

★★★★★★★★★6.7/10

Deja Vu is one of two options in downtown Seattle. To be honest, most of the clubs in Seattle are very similar. Girls are mainly good looking, no alcohol, and they are all usually smaller…

11 yrs ago

Shotgun Willie's

Rapid City, SD

As told to me by one...

★★★★★★★★5.0/10

As told to me by one of the dancers, "it's now the only club still open in Rapid City". If true, then a sad fact for the folks of Rapid City. On the exterior the…

12 yrs ago

Deja Vu Showgirls Chicago

Chicago, IL

Let me start out by saying...

★★★★★★★4.0/10

Let me start out by saying that it (a) doesn't serve alcohol and (b) doesn't have full nudity. In addition to this, the cover charge is $30 and two drinks (cokes) are mandatory, for a…

12 yrs ago

Sands Showgirls

Seattle, WA

I went this past Friday, for...

★★★★★★★★★7.3/10

I went this past Friday, for my second time. The first time was about a year ago, on a Friday, but it was really slow & I didn't care to go back. But I do…

12 yrs ago

Sands Showgirls

Seattle, WA

I went this past Friday, for...

★★★★★★★★★7.3/10

I went this past Friday, for my second time. The first time was about a year ago, on a Friday, but it was really slow & I didn't care to go back. But I do…

12 yrs ago

Club ONYX Houston

Houston, TX

Decided to head to Club Onyx...

★★★★★★★★★6.3/10

Decided to head to Club Onyx instead on a Wednesday night. There were 5 of us and more than enough ladies to go around. All the women we saw were 4-5 stars with beautiful faces…

12 yrs ago

Union Jacks

Portland, OR

My fiancÃ© and I have been...

★★★★★★★★★7.7/10

My fiancÃ© and I have been to many strip clubs in Los Angeles, and Union Jacks is far better than the clubs of silicon city. Half of the girls are extremely friendly and will shoot…

12 yrs ago

Stars Cabaret

Beaverton, OR

Sat down, grabbed drinks and watch...

★★★★★★★★4.7/10

Sat down, grabbed drinks and watch the beautiful women dancing around a shiny pole with the precision of a highly trained Olympian. Chatted with my friends about sports, politics, etc, and started to relax…

12 yrs ago

Deja Vu Hollywood

Los Angeles, CA

Ever been bored at a strip...

★★★★★★★4.0/10

Ever been bored at a strip club? Well, I was, and the other patrons looked bored too. I went here last night with my buddy Alex. It was $10 for me to get in, and…

12 yrs ago

Trumpps

Detroit, MI

As strip clubs go, this is...

★★★★★★★★4.3/10

As strip clubs go, this is one of them. My friends and I have pretty much settled on Trumpps as being the best bet strip club in the city. It's got a $10 cover, which is…

13 yrs ago

Kentucky Klub

Indianapolis, IN

I actually was going up there...

★★★★★★★2.7/10

I actually was going up there to visit a bartender I had met online. This place is in a real sketchy part of town, an industrial area off of downtown. You walk in and it's…

13 yrs ago

Pussycats SW

Portland, OR

Been here once before and got...

★★★★★★★★5.3/10

Been here once before and got a great show with lots of hands on treatment. Went there last saturday hoping to find the same girl, instead I got "Tiffany" who had a smoking body and…

13 yrs ago1

Pussycats SW

Portland, OR

went to this one after having...

★★★★★★★3.3/10

went to this one after having a great experience last time I went. She wasn't there that day so I went with a dancer who was pretty hot-- great body, big tits her face…

13 yrs ago

Pussycats SW

Portland, OR

My 2nd visit to the Pussycat...

★★★★★★★★★7.3/10

My 2nd visit to the Pussycat I was greeted by Paige (and the overhwhelming smell of something herbal). She was thin, very tight body. She walked me into the room and asked if I was…

14 yrs ago

Pussycats SW

Portland, OR

Pussycats is in a pretty run...

★★★★★★★★★6.3/10

Pussycats is in a pretty run down area across from Lure strip club. I rang the door and the model opened up wearing a kimono (forgot her name). She was thin, 6/10. She showed me…

14 yrs ago

Flesh and Bones

Portland, OR

Eegads, this place is sketchy. It...

★★★★★★★3.7/10

Eegads, this place is sketchy. It looks like something that you would see in the rough part of a midwestern city. It smells like urine and weed when you walk in. The lighting is horrible,…

14 yrs ago

Flesh and Bones

Portland, OR

Eegads, this place is sketchy. It...

★★★★★★★3.7/10

Eegads, this place is sketchy. It looks like something that you would see in the rough part of a midwestern city. It smells like urine and weed when you walk in. The lighting is horrible,…

14 yrs ago

Xsensual

Portland, OR

I had never been to a...

★★★★★★★3.7/10

I had never been to a jack shack before, but having time to kill on a saturday morning and after reading about them on here I thought I'd satisfy my curiosity. Honeysuckle's is tucked away…

14 yrs ago

Hotties

Beaverton, OR

First, the parking, considering it's in...

★★★★★★★★6.0/10

First, the parking, considering it's in Beaverton sucks especially at the time of day, 1pm I was there. The place on the inside has a very stale smell to it like it hasn't been vacuummed…

14 yrs ago