Let me start out by saying...

Let me start out by saying that it (a) doesn't serve alcohol and (b) doesn't have full nudity. In addition to this, the cover charge is $30 and two drinks (cokes) are mandatory, for a total of $50. This set my expectations pretty high.

I have to admit that the girls here are absolutely beautiful. I haven't seen strippers this hot since I visited Montreal. Unfortunately beauty doesn't mean much when the girls don't know how to entertain guys. The lap dances are expensive ($40) and pure garbage. The stripper spent the entire time trying to convince me to go upstairs for a $350 session, which she 'promised' would be worth it (though it's only 15 minutes long). I think we made actual, physical contact for about 8 seconds throughout the entire dance.

Next, the girls don't give a shit about your dollar. They won't work for it and there were multiple times I had a dollar in my hand, with the clear intention of tipping the girl, and got completely stiffed. I figured it was something I was doing wrong, but then I took a look at the VIP section and couldn't believe what I saw. 4 girls, completely dressed, talking amongst themselves, looking like they were terribly bored and inconvenienced (and this was the VIP section).