I had never been to a...

I had never been to a jack shack before, but having time to kill on a saturday morning and after reading about them on here I thought I'd satisfy my curiosity. Honeysuckle's is tucked away across from a pizza join on 82nd. I had to drive around twice as heading south on 82nd it's near impossible to see the small driveway to park behind the shack. And let me assure you, the place is a shack. It looks like a converted trailer. Anyways I go in and from the smell when you first walk in the door you can totally tell what time it is, if you get my drift. I sat for a minute or 2 in a very dark foyer with crystals that looked like a lobby in a tattoo parlor.

The girl, (totally forgot her name, but she was the only one there at 11am on a saturday and told me she does a 14 hour shift) came out in pink panties and a little white t shirt. I have to admit, I was super nervous as I can't recall the last time a strange woman in panties shook my hand and asked me if i wanted a glass of water. She asked if I wanted a dance and I said yes so she took me to a little back room. It was the size of someone's home office. A couch with towel across it, table next to that with lube and moist towlettes. There was a little chair in front of the couch and a table with a mini boombox playing 80's rock on it. She told me it was $60 for the room and dancers usually get a $60 tip if they're nice to you. So I gave her $60 to start, figuring that was the entry fee and the rest she would earn. She looked at me and said "there's only $60 here". Not knowing the etiqutte, and not feeling like starting off on a bad foot I apologized and gave her the other $60. She said "it's your first time, it's ok". ANd she told me to "get comfortable" and awkwardly rubbed my arm and said she'd be back.

Since that was the first time I saw her up close, it was clear she was stoned or impaired some other way. I also noticed, and this was the hugest turnoff, she was wearing these huge booties on her feet. They were like uggs. So I sit in the room for about 10 minutes until she comes back. She told me that she will dance for me and I can "get naked if I want". She took her top off and that's the first time I noticed she had A--- not titties and B--- a really gross belly. It looked like she just had a baby a month earlier as it was loose and flabby. I tossed a few 20's out and she took her panties off and she was all shaven. She sat on the chair in front of me rubbing her tits. She told me that most guys "tip" $2-300 for a "full show". Now I don't know who's paying HER that much dough, but I figured I'm in this already for $140, so I tossed my last $60 and told her gimme what she's got. She took off her panties, but left those ridiculous booties on and climbed on the couch next to me and opened her legs and started rubbing her clit. She told me to whip out my cock, so I did and stroked off while she breathed in my air and rubbed my leg. She stood in front of me and rubbed her cunt from behind I rubbed her ass and she stopped and told me "you can touch below the waist". I apologized profusely and I think she felt bad and told me not to be sorry, I didn't know but I could touch her anywhere else and took my hand and put it on her tits--- which didn't really make things better since they were nonexistent. So long story short she rubbed my chest until I spooged. She handed me a washcloth and that was it. It was awkward towleing off in front of a stranger making small talk. She goes to PCC for a degree in psychology!