Ever been bored at a strip...

Ever been bored at a strip club? Well, I was, and the other patrons looked bored too.

I went here last night with my buddy Alex. It was $10 for me to get in, and they wanted him to pay $20, but I told them to charge us each $10 or we would walk. I wish they would have stuck to their original pricing so we would have gone somewhere else.

We were here at midnight, and the place was dead. They only had 5 strippers, and each stripper danced to 2 songs.