As strip clubs go, this is...

As strip clubs go, this is one of them.

My friends and I have pretty much settled on Trumpps as being the best bet strip club in the city. It's got a $10 cover, which is half as much as Penthouse (which I hear is awesome, but I'm not balla enough to afford it). Booths are an extra cost, but it doesn't cost anything to sit by the stage, and it's more fun there anyway.

It's almost sad that my friends and I come here enough that some of the staff knows us by name. That's probably not a good thing, but it makes you feel like some sort of scummy Al Pacino character when you walk in and are greeted by name, which is cool. You can even go right upstairs to the VIP bar if you're there just for the private dancing.