5pm shitty time to visit

Got off work early and thought of dropping in as I drive by this place everyday. It's in a shitty little strip off Canyon road in Beaverton. Parking was easy peazy as there was only 2 other cars in the lot. Went in and grabbed a $8 jack and water and sat at the stage. Only one dancer was up, I think her name was Crystal-- and it looked like that was what she was too. Decent size tits, about a small B but eraser sized nipples that she pinched frequently. You could tell she had a kid in the past year by the loose skin on her belly that shook when she danced. I was approached by a dancer named Miranda, Latina that in the dark of the room wasn't too bad. She was about 5'3, dark skinned, decent body wearing a black bikini. She gave me the old "hi cutie, what brings you in" shtick. Once she got up close to me I could see she was a total butterface as she had bad acne scars and her teeth were janky. She asked if I've been to the VIP room and "I look like I could use an after work stress reliver". I agree, just not with Manuel Noriega. I told her I was just finishing up my drink and on the way out, so I slammed my booze and split.