Sat down, grabbed drinks and watch...

Sat down, grabbed drinks and watch the beautiful women dancing around a shiny pole with the precision of a highly trained Olympian. Chatted with my friends about sports, politics, etc, and started to relax and enjoy myself. Out of the blue, the DJ cut into the PA, turned to us and exhorted us to spend money on the dancers. "Don't be a cheapskate and just watch the free show," he said.

Uh, WTF, did you just call us out? Are you fucking serious? First, free? What planet are you on? The last time I checked, drinks were not free. Your boss (i.e. the person who hired you) charges good money for the drinks. Second, did you really expect us to obediently empty our wallets and more from the ATM just so we can please your sorry ass? No, we had to leave just out of principle. Just so you know, someone in our group was really disappointed that you called us out. He was right about to spend a serious chunk of dough.