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Ermita_Nights

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36 reviews by Ermita_Nights

Night Moves

Bloomington, IN

Not annoying

6.7/10

What struck me first is how not-annoying this place is. Music isn't too loud, stage lights aren't flashing in my eyes, enough TVs but not too many, DJ was a regular guy not an asshole,…

Ermita_NightsErmita_NightsVeteran Reviewer· 7 yrs ago 3

Ruby Slipper

Jackson, MI

Clean and modern

7.0/10

This place is right in the heart of downtown Jackson on the main street. This area has made a real comeback in the last few years. A brewpub opened a block away, there is a…

Ermita_NightsErmita_NightsVeteran Reviewer· 8 yrs ago 4

The Gentlemen's Club

Attalla, AL

Pointless Waste Of Time And Money

4.3/10

Nice big free parking lot in front, which may be this club's best feature. I was there on a Wednesday, maybe weekends are better. No cover, $3 for a beer, but $30 for a dance??…

Ermita_NightsErmita_NightsVeteran Reviewer· 8 yrs ago 7 2

Rumors

Forest Park, GA

I Had Fun And Dances Are Cheap

7.7/10

There is a valet but he let me self-park. I tipped him. The place is big, although it's got a smallish stage. Big U-shaped bar with plenty of barstools. Many tables and booths. I started…

Ermita_NightsErmita_NightsVeteran Reviewer· 8 yrs ago 3

Sirens Day & Night Club

Fort Wayne, IN

Fat Girls

7.0/10

No cover charge in the afternoon, cheap beer. $10 gets you a wristband that gets you $5 off on every dance making them $10, so it's very affordable. On the left as you walk in…

Ermita_NightsErmita_NightsVeteran Reviewer· 8 yrs ago 2

Club 44

Fort Wayne, IN

No girls

6.0/10

A very new looking club. I think it was something else and recently remodeled. On the left is a little lounge area, ahead is the longish bar, to the right a seating area and medium…

Ermita_NightsErmita_NightsVeteran Reviewer· 8 yrs ago 2

4Play

Puerto Vallarta, JA

Two bored girls

4.3/10

The front door opens into a small bar area. Very small three stool bar. Two girls and a boyfriend were sitting at the stools, none of them looked up or offered me a seat. One…

Ermita_NightsErmita_NightsVeteran Reviewer· 8 yrs ago 3

Brandy's Gentlemen's Club

Fort Wayne, IN

Nice club, not the best dancers

6.7/10

Club is across from a truck stop and walking distance to several cheap motels. Pretty nice inside, clean, well lit (not bright but you can see), music not too loud or too obnoxious. One big…

Ermita_NightsErmita_NightsVeteran Reviewer· 9 yrs ago 4

Larry Flynt's Hustler Club

New Orleans, LA

Fun but very expensive

5.3/10

I picked this one at random out of the many clubs on Bourbon. $10 to get in, or $20 to get in to the upstairs VIP level which seems like a ripoff and I did…

Ermita_NightsErmita_NightsVeteran Reviewer· 9 yrs ago 2 1

Dixie Divas

New Orleans, LA

One lazy ugly dancer

1.7/10

I went in around 8:00 on a Friday evening and there was nobody in there, not even staff. Eventually a bartender appeared but no girls. Came back around 11:00 and there was one lazy ugly…

Ermita_NightsErmita_NightsVeteran Reviewer· 9 yrs ago 2

Avenues

Jackson, MI

Not bad if there are girls working

5.7/10

Last time I went here there were no dancers and I promised to go back. This time, Tuesday evening, there were five dancers and five customers. Two dancers were stuck to their regulars but I…

Ermita_NightsErmita_NightsVeteran Reviewer· 9 yrs ago 4

Beate Uhse Atlantic City

Munich, DE

Old, pushy dancers, weird gay vibe

6.0/10

In the front, facing the street, was a table with half a dozen girls sitting at it. I suppose this is to entice customers, but none of them looked up or said anything when I…

Ermita_NightsErmita_NightsVeteran Reviewer· 9 yrs ago 7 1

The Harem Dayton

Dayton, OH

A pleasant surprise

7.7/10

I wasn't expecting a whole lot based on reviews but I had a great time here on a Tuesday evening. $5 cover, $2 for a Bud, which is about the least I've ever paid for…

Ermita_NightsErmita_NightsVeteran Reviewer· 10 yrs ago 2

Avenues

Jackson, MI

No dancers

4.3/10

Last time I reviewed this place I said I'd never be back, but they have new owners so thought I'd try it. Visited on Sunday at 8, which is when they opened, with $700 in…

Ermita_NightsErmita_NightsVeteran Reviewer· 10 yrs ago 3

Cracker Jaxx

Jackson, MI

Friendly, low-key

7.3/10

I've been here a dozen times in the last year, mostly weekend late afternoons and evenings. A bit hard to find, on the wrong side of the tracks, but close to downtown. Building looks well…

Ermita_NightsErmita_NightsVeteran Reviewer· 10 yrs ago 2

Power Strip Gentlemens Club

Detroit, MI

Clean but empty

7.3/10

I stopped by at 12:30 on a Saturday night. It's in an industrial area, surrounded by electrical substations, train tracks, and large chemical plants that look like oil refineries. The parking lot is surrounded by…

Ermita_NightsErmita_NightsVeteran Reviewer· 10 yrs ago 3

Déjà Vu Ypsilanti

Ypsilanti, MI

Too-loud asshole MC ruined it for me

7.0/10

They've got one of those obnoxious MCs with a wireless mic who wanders around keeping up a non-stop patter. That would be bad enough but they had him cranked up to ear-shattering volume. It was…

Ermita_NightsErmita_NightsVeteran Reviewer· 10 yrs ago 2 2

Chapeau Vert Lounge

Detroit, MI

A recent Friday night visit. I...

5.0/10

A recent Friday night visit. I don't think I've ever been charged a cover. I think my beer was $6. Three dancers visible, ranging from a 4 to a 6, one on stage, two inseparable…

Ermita_NightsErmita_NightsVeteran Reviewer· 11 yrs ago 2

Club Rog

Fremont, OH

This place is just east of...

5.7/10

This place is just east of Fremont. Nothing else around. Two motorcycles in the lot and the rest minivans. Inside is a gift shop and door man. They will swipe your driver's license if you…

Ermita_NightsErmita_NightsVeteran Reviewer· 11 yrs ago 98 1

Silver Criket Gentlemen's Club

Dearborn, MI

My first visit to this club,...

7.3/10

My first visit to this club, and a rare daytime visit. Parking is in the back, off the alley, and the alley door is not marked but not hard to find. Dark enough inside that…

Ermita_NightsErmita_NightsVeteran Reviewer· 12 yrs ago 2

Lady Godiva's

Grand Rapids, MI

This place is walking distance from...

6.0/10

This place is walking distance from downtown, and in a safe enough area. It's a bit confusing to find the entrance, at least on foot, as it's in a courtyard and there is no sign…

Ermita_NightsErmita_NightsVeteran Reviewer· 12 yrs ago 2

Avenues

Jackson, MI

This dump is the most seriously...

2.0/10

This dump is the most seriously lame club I've been to in many years. Entrance is in back. There is a tiny parking lot that was full. It's half a block from the train station,…

Ermita_NightsErmita_NightsVeteran Reviewer· 12 yrs ago 1

Bucks's Platinum

Toledo, OH

This was a short visit so...

6.7/10

This was a short visit so it's going to be a short review. I was there on a Saturday night around 9:00. The previous review accurately described the physical club so I'll skip that except…

Ermita_NightsErmita_NightsVeteran Reviewer· 13 yrs ago 2

John's Hot Spot

Ypsilanti, MI

I've been here a few times...

5.0/10

I've been here a few times and every time is different. First off, the place is a dump. Mud parking lot, peeling paint, trash. Guy peeing in the bushes out front. As I was going…

Ermita_NightsErmita_NightsVeteran Reviewer· 13 yrs ago 2

Diamonds Gentlemens Club

Oregon, OH

This place is way out in...

6.7/10

This place is way out in the country on a two-lane State highway. Plenty of free parking. I paid $7 to get in and $5 for a beer at 10:00 on a Friday night. The…

Ermita_NightsErmita_NightsVeteran Reviewer· 14 yrs ago 3
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