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Reviews by Ermita_Nights

  • review
    5 years ago
    Night Moves
    3160 S Walnut St Bloomington, IN 47401
    Not annoying
    What struck me first is how not-annoying this place is. Music isn't too loud, stage lights aren't flashing in my eyes, enough TVs but not too many, DJ was a regular guy not an...
  • review
    6 years ago
    Ruby Slipper
    145 W Michigan Ave, Jackson, MI 49201, USA*
    Clean and modern
    This place is right in the heart of downtown Jackson on the main street. This area has made a real comeback in the last few years. A brewpub opened a block away, there is...
  • review
    6 years ago
    The Gentlemen's Club
    824 Cleveland Ave Attalla, AL 35954
    Pointless Waste Of Time And Money
    Nice big free parking lot in front, which may be this club's best feature. I was there on a Wednesday, maybe weekends are better. No cover, $3 for a beer, but $30 for a...
  • review
    6 years ago
    Rumors
    3950 Jonesboro Rd Forest Park, GA 30297
    I Had Fun And Dances Are Cheap
    There is a valet but he let me self-park. I tipped him. The place is big, although it's got a smallish stage. Big U-shaped bar with plenty of barstools. Many tables and booths. I...
  • review
    7 years ago
    Sirens Day & Night Club
    1525 Production Rd Fort Wayne, IN 46808
    Fat Girls
    No cover charge in the afternoon, cheap beer. $10 gets you a wristband that gets you $5 off on every dance making them $10, so it's very affordable. On the left as you walk...
  • review
    7 years ago
    Club 44
    4030 Coldwater Rd Fort Wayne, IN 46805
    No girls
    A very new looking club. I think it was something else and recently remodeled. On the left is a little lounge area, ahead is the longish bar, to the right a seating area and...
  • review
    7 years ago
    4Play
    Insurgentes 293A, Zona Romántica, Emiliano Zapata, 48380 Puerto Vallarta, Jal., Mexico
    Two bored girls
    The front door opens into a small bar area. Very small three stool bar. Two girls and a boyfriend were sitting at the stools, none of them looked up or offered me a seat....
  • review
    7 years ago
    Brandy's Gentlemen's Club
    3011 W Coliseum Blvd Fort Wayne, IN 46808
    Nice club, not the best dancers
    Club is across from a truck stop and walking distance to several cheap motels. Pretty nice inside, clean, well lit (not bright but you can see), music not too loud or too obnoxious. One...
  • review
    8 years ago
    Dixie Divas
    539 Iberville St, New Orleans, LA 70130, USA*
    One lazy ugly dancer
    I went in around 8:00 on a Friday evening and there was nobody in there, not even staff. Eventually a bartender appeared but no girls. Came back around 11:00 and there was one lazy...
  • review
    8 years ago
    Larry Flynt's Hustler Club
    225 Bourbon St New Orleans, LA 70130
    Fun but very expensive
    I picked this one at random out of the many clubs on Bourbon. $10 to get in, or $20 to get in to the upstairs VIP level which seems like a ripoff and I...
  • review
    8 years ago
    Avenues
    621 E Michigan Ave. Jackson, MI 49201
    Not bad if there are girls working
    Last time I went here there were no dancers and I promised to go back. This time, Tuesday evening, there were five dancers and five customers. Two dancers were stuck to their regulars but...
  • review
    8 years ago
    Beate Uhse Atlantic City
    Bayerstraße 23, 80335 München, Germany
    Old, pushy dancers, weird gay vibe
    In the front, facing the street, was a table with half a dozen girls sitting at it. I suppose this is to entice customers, but none of them looked up or said anything when...
  • review
    8 years ago
    The Harem Dayton
    5813 N Dixie Dr, Dayton, OH 45414, USA*
    A pleasant surprise
    I wasn't expecting a whole lot based on reviews but I had a great time here on a Tuesday evening. $5 cover, $2 for a Bud, which is about the least I've ever paid...
  • review
    8 years ago
    Avenues
    621 E Michigan Ave. Jackson, MI 49201
    No dancers
    Last time I reviewed this place I said I'd never be back, but they have new owners so thought I'd try it. Visited on Sunday at 8, which is when they opened, with $700...
  • review
    8 years ago
    Cracker Jaxx
    419 Park Pl Jackson, MI 49201
    Friendly, low-key
    I've been here a dozen times in the last year, mostly weekend late afternoons and evenings. A bit hard to find, on the wrong side of the tracks, but close to downtown. Building looks...
  • review
    8 years ago
    Power Strip Gentlemens Club
    411 S Dix St, Detroit, MI 48217, USA*
    Clean but empty
    I stopped by at 12:30 on a Saturday night. It's in an industrial area, surrounded by electrical substations, train tracks, and large chemical plants that look like oil refineries. The parking lot is surrounded...
  • review
    9 years ago
    Déjà Vu Ypsilanti
    31 N Washington St Ypsilanti, MI 48197
    Too-loud asshole MC ruined it for me
    They've got one of those obnoxious MCs with a wireless mic who wanders around keeping up a non-stop patter. That would be bad enough but they had him cranked up to ear-shattering volume. It...
  • review
    10 years ago
    Chapeau Vert Lounge
    16550 Telegraph Rd Detroit, MI 48219
    A recent Friday night visit. I...
    A recent Friday night visit. I don't think I've ever been charged a cover. I think my beer was $6. Three dancers visible, ranging from a 4 to a 6, one on stage, two...
  • review
    10 years ago
    Club Rog
    2460 Mcpherson Hwy Fremont, OH 43420
    This place is just east of...
    This place is just east of Fremont. Nothing else around. Two motorcycles in the lot and the rest minivans. Inside is a gift shop and door man. They will swipe your driver's license if...
  • review
    11 years ago
    Silver Criket Gentlemen's Club
    25231 Michigan Ave Dearborn, MI 48124
    My first visit to this club,...
    My first visit to this club, and a rare daytime visit. Parking is in the back, off the alley, and the alley door is not marked but not hard to find. Dark enough inside...
  • review
    11 years ago
    Lady Godiva's
    273 Market Ave SW, Grand Rapids, MI 49503, USA*
    This place is walking distance from...
    This place is walking distance from downtown, and in a safe enough area. It's a bit confusing to find the entrance, at least on foot, as it's in a courtyard and there is no...
  • review
    11 years ago
    Avenues
    621 E Michigan Ave. Jackson, MI 49201
    This dump is the most seriously...
    This dump is the most seriously lame club I've been to in many years. Entrance is in back. There is a tiny parking lot that was full. It's half a block from the train...
  • review
    12 years ago
    Platinum Showgirls
    5801 Telegraph Rd Toledo, OH 43612
    This was a short visit so...
    This was a short visit so it's going to be a short review. I was there on a Saturday night around 9:00. The previous review accurately described the physical club so I'll skip that...
  • review
    12 years ago
    John's Hot Spot
    51352 Old Michigan Ave, Belleville, MI 48111, USA*
    I've been here a few times...
    I've been here a few times and every time is different. First off, the place is a dump. Mud parking lot, peeling paint, trash. Guy peeing in the bushes out front. As I was...