This dump is the most seriously...

This dump is the most seriously lame club I've been to in many years. Entrance is in back. There is a tiny parking lot that was full. It's half a block from the train station, which could be convenient. There is a pretty good coney on the corner.

I paid $5 cover and $3.75 for a beer. There is one stage with two poles, and two wings off the stage with two more poles. Tables by the stage. The place is filthy but didn't smell too bad. There was one dancer on stage and two sitting with boyfriends at 10 on a Saturday night. I know they were boyfriends because I saw them all pile out of the same pickup truck. One good looking shot girl and two chubby bartenders.

Nobody there, not the dancers, the bartenders, or the management, had any interest in making any money. It wasn't just me, the six other customers were being ignored too. That's ok, the girls were not good looking and all had a lot of extra pounds, and stretch marks. I arrived with $40 in my pocket, intending to spend every dime, but was unable. The entire 20 minute outing cost $10, which is more than it should have considering all I got out of it was a Budweiser. I will not be going back.