I've been here a few times...

I've been here a few times and every time is different. First off, the place is a dump. Mud parking lot, peeling paint, trash. Guy peeing in the bushes out front. As I was going in the bouncer was ejecting someone. Just like in the cartoons, he had one hand on the guy's scruff of the neck, the other on the seat of his pants, tossed him down the front steps, and yelled "And don't come back!" The guy protested "she pushed me first" but it did him no good.

Smoking is not allowed in Michigan bars but that doesn't apply here. It's pretty smoky inside. Also smells of stale beer and sweat. Cover charge $5, $10 wristband to get in to lapdance area, $6.75 for a Budweiser. The girls, waitresses and bartenders were 2s and 3s, mostly obese (not just chubby) and ugly. The shot girl was a 1. After 20 minutes or so I figured out the pretty ones were all in the back. Eventually a pretty one stopped by and I took her in back. She assured me everything was on the menu. I just got dances, at $10 each (every Thursday). She actually miscounted low, charging for five after delivering six. I paid for all six plus a tip.

The customers were all thuggish looking but not causing trouble. Bartenders were friendly. Shot girl was friendly until I said "no", then she stomped off without a word.