Reviews

115 reviews by NJBalla

The Go-Go Rama

Laurence Harbor, NJ

Despite the Restrictions Its One of the Best Bargains Out There

So i've cut back on the amount of times I club or also the places I go to. I barely have time to go out and it seems many clubs have cover charges which limits…

5 yrs ago7

Delilah's Den

Manville, NJ

In the land of the blind, the one-eyed man is king

★★★★★★★★★6.3/10

There hasnt been a lot of intel on NJ clubs as of recent. And with closures, varying restrictions, and fluxes in talent I have found myself limiting my selection of clubs to visit. Of the…

5 yrs ago5

Taboo

Linden, NJ

Served its purpose

★★★★★★★★★7.3/10

I have been in the game for some time and this was my first time at this place. I dont know what it is, but rahway, Elizabeth, and linden clubs all seem to cater to…

5 yrs ago2

Clancy's Pub

Bloomfield, NJ

Miss the Glory Days

★★★★★★★★★7.0/10

Clancys used to be one of my mainstays back in the day. So much that I was part of the furniture. You cant beat the allure of Brazilian women. Drop dead gorgeous, come in all…

5 yrs ago2

Delilah's Den Of Hazlet

Keansburg, NJ

Felt good to return to Normalcy

★★★★★★★★★★9.0/10

Im back baby! So after months of overpaying for OTC and going to latin massage parlors, and wait for it.............. dating I decided to dip my feet into my preferred profession of clubbing. My first…

5 yrs ago1

Bottoms Up

Irvington, NJ

A continual dice roll

★★★★★★★★★★9.0/10

So weather was nice this week and I decided to hit up good ole Bottom's Up. I have Pumma Santiago's cell so I gave her a call to see if she was working and after…

6 yrs ago10

Bottoms Up

Irvington, NJ

Rendevous with Pumma Santiago

★★★★★★★★★★9.3/10

Getting back into the swing of things after a long hiatus. I stopped by this place earlier this week. Was originally planning to head to clancys, but the traffic on the parkway was ridiculous so…

6 yrs ago4

VIP's Gentlemen's Club

City of Orange, NJ

Sunday Afternoon Delight

★★★★★★★★★8.0/10

Well havent been clubbing as regularly as I used to, but this winter I'll be visiting a few of my all favs. First was VIPs. I used to visit this place a lot on…

6 yrs ago

Roxxies

Paterson, NJ

So this is where all the russians/ukranians went!

★★★★★★★★★8.0/10

So this is where all the russians/ukranians went. There was a time in NJ where the majority of clubs had a roster of girls representing different regions. The top regions being Brazil, Dominican Republic,…

7 yrs ago2

Foxtail Go Go

Manville, NJ

Prostitution Bust

★★★★★★★★★★8.3/10

I havent been here in quite some time, but thought it was good to let you guys know this place was targeted by undercovers recently. Some citizens complained of prostitution and narcotics and the police…

7 yrs ago3

VIP's Gentlemen's Club

City of Orange, NJ

Better than a year ago, but worse than the old VIPS

★★★★★★★★5.0/10

You can check my history VIPs used to be one of my favorite clubs to go to on a weekend night. You would have 20-30 girls brought in from NYC, 3 hot bartenders, and pretty…

7 yrs ago8

La Fiesta

Paterson, NJ

Club Shut Down by Local PD - May Reopen, but not sure

★★★★★★★★5.0/10

https://www.nj.com/passaic-county/2019/03/nj-strip-club-shut-down-after-undercover-investigation-leads-to-prostitution-arrests.html Police officers raided and shutdown a strip club in Paterson last week after an undercover investigation led to prostitution charges against the manager and seven dancers, authorities said. The city’s vice unit also issued a slew…

7 yrs ago15

Paradizio

Irvington, NJ

My Last Visit to Irvington

★★★★★★★★★6.3/10

This place was my last visit of probably the worst bar hopping experience I have had in my 10+ years of clubbing. Same reason for visiting Irvington was detailed in my Bottoms Up Review. Im…

7 yrs ago2

Bottoms Up

Irvington, NJ

Never Again

★★★★★★1.0/10

So every 3 months or so I stupidly decide to go against my better judgement and try out a club I havent visited in years. Well this month marked such an occasion. I hadnt been…

7 yrs ago7

The Go-Go Rama

Laurence Harbor, NJ

Long Overdue Visit

★★★★★★★★★★8.3/10

So I have been in the game for a long time and for some reason I never visited this club until recently. Its probably because the idea of walking up to a DJ to "book"…

7 yrs ago

Breathless

Rahway, NJ

Epic NJ Bar Crawl (5 Clubs Visited) but finally found Paradise Again

★★★★★★★★★★10.0/10

So those who follow me know Ive been pretty saddened by the state of strip clubs in New Jersey. Many clubs have dropped in mileage, prices have gone up, talent has retired or fled, and…

7 yrs ago9

Exit 11 Gentlemen's Club

City of Orange, NJ

Rah Rah's is now called Exit 11 Gentlemen's Club

★★★★★★★★★7.3/10

So I follow a hot MILF bartender who used to work at VIPS on instagram and recently saw that she works at a new club called Exit 11 in Orange. Thier instagram page reveals that…

7 yrs ago1

La Fiesta

Paterson, NJ

Trip Down Memory Lane

★★★★★★★★★6.7/10

Cabaret Go Go used to be one of mainstays in my early years of mongering. Those were the days I would frequently visit Newark, irvington, and Paterson for guranteed high mileage lapdances. These days Im…

7 yrs ago

Johnny A's Hitching Post

Paterson, NJ

Black Friday Visit

★★★★★★★★★★10.0/10

This black friday I texted two of my ATF and they both said they werent working at thier respective clubs. I was kind of bummed, but decided what better time to try out Johnny…

7 yrs ago3

VIP's Gentlemen's Club

City of Orange, NJ

Stick to Dayshift

★★★★★★★★★8.0/10

I gave a pretty detailed review after the name change months ago and have been avoiding it for the most part. Due to the recent reviews I decided to visit twice last month. Once…

7 yrs ago5

Hott 22

Union, NJ

One of the few reliable options left in NJ

★★★★★★★★★8.0/10

My favorite options in New Jersey are definitely going through some "changes" most of which aren't welcome (e.g. lower mileage dances, talent changes, increased prices), but I can confidently say this place has done it's…

7 yrs ago1

Foxtail Go Go

Manville, NJ

10% chance of having a good time

★★★★★★1.7/10

So this will be my last review of this place....hopefully. Why? It's because I'm pretty spoiled with great experiences at other clubs in North Jersey. When it gets to that point I get lazy…

7 yrs ago1

Johnny A's Hitching Post

Paterson, NJ

One of the best afternoon options in NJ

★★★★★★★★★★8.3/10

The NJ club environment has been on a significant downturn. In my 10 years of clubbing there was a time when I could have 10 options to visit throughout the state for a guaranteed good…

7 yrs ago1

VIP's Gentlemen's Club

City of Orange, NJ

New Club

★★★★★★★★5.7/10

I've been coming to this club for years. Like Clancys I considered this to be a hidden jewel for the strip club enthusiast. VIPs had a consistent lineup of girls bussed in from NYC on…

8 yrs ago3

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, NJ

Do you Research

★★★★★★★★6.0/10

A lot of people posts reviews on this place so to be different I will post a word of advice. DO YOUR RESEARCH! Not all girls provide the same experience and with dances at $30…

8 yrs ago6