Reviews by NJBalla

There hasnt been a lot of intel on NJ clubs as of recent. And with closures, varying restrictions, and fluxes in talent I have found myself limiting my selection of clubs to visit. Of the…

I have been in the game for some time and this was my first time at this place. I dont know what it is, but rahway, Elizabeth, and linden clubs all seem to cater to…

Clancys used to be one of my mainstays back in the day. So much that I was part of the furniture. You cant beat the allure of Brazilian women. Drop dead gorgeous, come in all…

Im back baby! So after months of overpaying for OTC and going to latin massage parlors, and wait for it.............. dating I decided to dip my feet into my preferred profession of clubbing. My first…

So weather was nice this week and I decided to hit up good ole Bottom's Up. I have Pumma Santiago's cell so I gave her a call to see if she was working and after…

Getting back into the swing of things after a long hiatus. I stopped by this place earlier this week. Was originally planning to head to clancys, but the traffic on the parkway was ridiculous so…

Well havent been clubbing as regularly as I used to, but this winter I'll be visiting a few of my all favs. First was VIPs. I used to visit this place a lot on…

So this is where all the russians/ukranians went. There was a time in NJ where the majority of clubs had a roster of girls representing different regions. The top regions being Brazil, Dominican Republic,…

I havent been here in quite some time, but thought it was good to let you guys know this place was targeted by undercovers recently. Some citizens complained of prostitution and narcotics and the police…

You can check my history VIPs used to be one of my favorite clubs to go to on a weekend night. You would have 20-30 girls brought in from NYC, 3 hot bartenders, and pretty…

https://www.nj.com/passaic-county/2019/03/nj-strip-club-shut-down-after-undercover-investigation-leads-to-prostitution-arrests.html Police officers raided and shutdown a strip club in Paterson last week after an undercover investigation led to prostitution charges against the manager and seven dancers, authorities said. The city’s vice unit also issued a slew…

This place was my last visit of probably the worst bar hopping experience I have had in my 10+ years of clubbing. Same reason for visiting Irvington was detailed in my Bottoms Up Review. Im…

So every 3 months or so I stupidly decide to go against my better judgement and try out a club I havent visited in years. Well this month marked such an occasion. I hadnt been…

So I have been in the game for a long time and for some reason I never visited this club until recently. Its probably because the idea of walking up to a DJ to "book"…

So those who follow me know Ive been pretty saddened by the state of strip clubs in New Jersey. Many clubs have dropped in mileage, prices have gone up, talent has retired or fled, and…

So I follow a hot MILF bartender who used to work at VIPS on instagram and recently saw that she works at a new club called Exit 11 in Orange. Thier instagram page reveals that…

Cabaret Go Go used to be one of mainstays in my early years of mongering. Those were the days I would frequently visit Newark, irvington, and Paterson for guranteed high mileage lapdances. These days Im…

This black friday I texted two of my ATF and they both said they werent working at thier respective clubs. I was kind of bummed, but decided what better time to try out Johnny…

I gave a pretty detailed review after the name change months ago and have been avoiding it for the most part. Due to the recent reviews I decided to visit twice last month. Once…

My favorite options in New Jersey are definitely going through some "changes" most of which aren't welcome (e.g. lower mileage dances, talent changes, increased prices), but I can confidently say this place has done it's…

So this will be my last review of this place....hopefully. Why? It's because I'm pretty spoiled with great experiences at other clubs in North Jersey. When it gets to that point I get lazy…

The NJ club environment has been on a significant downturn. In my 10 years of clubbing there was a time when I could have 10 options to visit throughout the state for a guaranteed good…

I've been coming to this club for years. Like Clancys I considered this to be a hidden jewel for the strip club enthusiast. VIPs had a consistent lineup of girls bussed in from NYC on…

A lot of people posts reviews on this place so to be different I will post a word of advice. DO YOUR RESEARCH! Not all girls provide the same experience and with dances at $30…

Ive reviewed this place before. Its still a hit and miss kind of place, but is still worth a dice roll with delilahs nearby as a more safe backup nearby. The club is at the…