Epic NJ Bar Crawl (5 Clubs Visited) but finally found Paradise Again

So those who follow me know Ive been pretty saddened by the state of strip clubs in New Jersey. Many clubs have dropped in mileage, prices have gone up, talent has retired or fled, and the few hot girls remaining are so money hungry they will only partake in conversation to get you quickly into the LD room.

I'm a veteran of the game and pined for the days where you could spend an hour at the bar see gorgeous women, grab one for a laid back drink and get some quality dances. Its was an early friday evening and boy did it require the most driving for a good time.

1st stop: VIPS: I should have stopped by later. It looks like they have some big parties going on later in the month, but there was a 2:1 customer dancer ratio there and the girls were subpar. Old me would have stuck it out, but after 15 minutes I decided to come back for one of thier parties, looks like they have birthday parties on the 18th and 25th. Damage for visit: $7