0ddJob69

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review comment
8 years ago
motownkid
Florida
Body Club Still good with some drawbacks
I have grown attached to this place my last few visits. I haven't been to Climaxx during day shift per se, I have arrived just before 8pm and only on Sunday for my visits there. I agree overall, Climaxx probably has a slight edge on looks. However, for me, I like the attitude of the girls at BC better. I haven't said no much, but when I did I never got attitude. A couple times at Climaxx I would turn someone down and it was like I got the plague for 30 minutes or more until someone else would ask. Also, the girls at BC seem to circulate more, probably because in general the club is not as busy as Climaxx, but I find it easier to get a girl you are interested in to stop by. You are so right on the DJ, a huge negative. I have nothing against him, just wish he would shut up during the song. He is like a bad referee. He shouldn't be impacting the game or experience, but he definitely hurts the overall vibe of the club. If he wants to work stand up, there are other clubs for that I am sure. Overall you are spot on with your review. BC and Climaxx are very close. at the moment, I just prefer this place just slightly over Climaxx. I've had a variable, but good experience in my three visits here to date. Looking forward to being back this week after being in Motown tomorrow. Good accurate review.
review comment
8 years ago
Papi_Chulo
Miami, FL (or the nearest big-booty club)
Consistent little club
Another awesome review Papi. While our paths didn't cross, this is my new favorite SC when in So FL. Thank you for turning me on to this club. Like you said, the club may not be for everyone, but all the women had a certain willingness to make sure I enjoyed myself and the few I did turn away, took it without any attitude. Unbelievable mileage for $5 + fair tip. Thanks again Papi.
review comment
9 years ago
0ddJob69
Off the List
You get the ticket like always when you arrive and hand in on the first drink. On the second drink, you get a slip back to give VIP guy. Forgot to mention, they want $5 tip to VIP guy to insure privacy. My suspicion is you will get left alone either way, but it is a joke there now. Heard they are upping wristband price as well, but that could be misinformation and someone that got hit on the quota thing and didn't know what was going on. The drink changes plus the constant hassle to make sure it is full was too much. Not sure what happened to the day talent, but I will agree with others, it is gone.
review comment
9 years ago
ebonydancermiami
Florida
update
One last comment - this girl had personality and had no issues with basic hygiene, just the honesty of the dance expectations and upsell blew it. I guess that means I have three requirements - the first two get you back for dances, the third establishes how much $ I am willing to spend once we are back. I thought the dancer and I established expectations before heading back, maybe I was wrong. So i tried again once it became clear we were at a disconnect. I was just trying to salvage anything out of the time purchased at that point and wasn't going for any additional upsell or add-ons. Like I said, win some, lose some. Like I said, until we got to the dance room and things went south, I kind of like this girl otherwise. In the end, I lost on this one. I won't be back to Miami for a while, but maybe we can meet at the club if you are still working.
review comment
9 years ago
ebonydancermiami
Florida
update
Miss Ebony - To be honest, I wasn't asking for or looking for extras. I have never done FS in a club. I just wanted an honest answer on what to expect when I went back for the dances. I had way more fun sitting on the stool at the bar being persuaded for dances than I did having the dance. I don't like grinders, meaning people who sit on my lap, text, stare at the wall, or get lost on whatever planet they are visiting mentally for the entire song and don't do anything else to make the dance sensual or worthwhile. I have not preferences on skinny or fat, black, white, or other ethnicity. My only requirements to be honest were personality and hygiene. Beyond that, i want the dancer to enjoy our time in the VIP as much as I do. Maybe I am screwed up off the wall brain dead, but the way I see it, if you have established the boundaries and I as a customer respect them, you want be worried about me and are more likely to have some fun yourself - which hopefully translates into me having more fun as well because you know you aren't dancing for some a--hole. To be honest, I was hoping to run into you based on your prior writeup and just have a good time to end my night. Unfortunately, the dance wasn't quite what I expected and I wasn't going for the upsell, especially at those prices. $100 to touch (move my arms from my side) is a bargain - not in my opinion in this club or any other. As soon as any dancer has counting issues (when paying per dance), spends more time upselling than dancing, etc. it is likely we will be done as soon as that song is over unless I paid for XX minutes as the case here. My minutes were up, I was happy to cut my losses and leave. It was clear I was not willing to pay for more when the original dances were not delivered as advertised and she had established a serious trust issue on anything she was saying. I think the only honest comment I got was at the end when she said "she had to try" referring to her upsell approach. It just wasn't meant to be and I am good with that. Sometimes I get lucky and get winners who have great personalities and make the dances enjoyable and fun, sometimes I get ones who press the limits on my acceptable practices, sometimes I get ones who are all talk and games or just plain ROBs and I cut these people off at first sign of things headed the wrong way. Personality, hygiene are two must haves for me. I avoid the pin cushion girls and those without running water to bathe in. Would have been nice to run into you as your comments on prior review were the only reason I even stopped (other than I needed a bathroom and remembered you said there was no cover) and knew I had nothing to lose. Sounds like we would have had a good time. I like to think I am pretty easy to dance for. I inquire to your boundaries, tell you where mine are, and let you know what I like/enjoy. At that point, it is up to the dancer as to what she chooses to do within those boundaries and I respect hers as well. The more I enjoy, the longer we stay back if pay by song or if by minutes, the larger the tip at the end. Maybe next time in Miami we'll meet and you can introduce me to your dance style and preferences. Until than, thanks for the comments on the club, I am sure we all appreciate other people perspectives, especially those who work and have to deal with us customers.
review comment
9 years ago
EastCoaster
I strongly prefer women of color. Every color.
Bogart's Review
I was there the same time as you. The blond you took back was Carrie. I was surprised to see her drop everything with so few of us there. It definitely was not the same cast I had three weeks ago except for Tori, the older blond. Given the total number of Patrons at the time, easy to determine you were either to my left or right. I was at the middle table with Tia. H8 is right around the corner, maybe 1.5 miles tops. You can get a free pass after going to any Hamilton club to go to another on the same day. On Sunday afternoon, I usually do Bogies or H8 and if the talent pool is low at one, I take the pass and try the other if my time permits. This Sunday was probably one of the poorest selections at Bogies since August for me. I had been relatively lucky talent wise here but no dice today. Which worked out, Miami clubs took all my money again this week. Place is always hit or miss as many say, but it had been more hit than miss until this day. Hope next visit works out better for you.
review comment
9 years ago
Papi_Chulo
Miami, FL (or the nearest big-booty club)
Follies is the shit - IMO
Love your reviews Papi. You always provide excellent detail and never one to hide your honest opinions. Appreciate all the insight and Intel you provide to all members. Hope to run into you sometime. Having been to Follies, not quite sure the Cliffnotes would do Papi's review or Follies justice, but they do provide a quick and accurate summary I am pretty sure. :-).
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9 years ago
rastacoolie
Florida
First let me say I went to Porthole because of some of the reviews I've read on here and let me just say it's not what I expected
I thought the same thing when I first arrived Thursday night. There were plenty to pick from Thursday afternoon when I was there, but at night I only saw 3 and they were average at best. So as I got my first drink and was escorted to the dance area by the first dominant chick, I wasn't sure how long I would be staying and was thinking about heading to Playmates or to Diamond Dolls. Then, after the 2 for 1, ladies seem to start flowing out of the dressing room. Most were better and better, nothing overly hot, but better than the average 3 I saw upon first entering. That day was my only two trips to the club, so I don't have much to offer more than my observations that day.
review comment
9 years ago
0ddJob69
Porthole Fun
Porthole bouncer, what a jerk. I refuse, and let the girl(s) know to get dances with that approach. He killed it for them and I wanted them to know so they could change it if they choose to. I will not willingly be scammed out of my cash. I feel if the dancers are doing there part, they can tip the annoying bouncers out of their money (which used to be mine and yours). I don't feel it is a customer responsibility to pay the luxury tax so to speak. A lady making good money throughout the day should be able to satisfy the guys with appropriate tip out. Multiply tip out x # of ladies working, and those guys should make decent cash without being annoying a-holes. The ladies want my money, they need to take care of the watch dog, not me. Just my thoughts on it. Doesn't mean a loss of rational thought due to increased blood flow down low can't occasionally cause Forest Gump actions on my part - stupid is as stupid does. My other problem with annoying guys is the tax doesn't always last. Some guys it will, some guys will take one or two songs off, then back at it. So the tax doubles if I want to finish what we started privately. It is no different than a girl who gets back promising something for x dollars, then wanting x+ dollars to complete the task. So knowing they are like this for everyone, everyone needs to start to take a stand and stop catering to the dudes and tipping them. Let the ladies take care of them. Like I said, IMO, the ladies make money and take care of them, those guys will leave with a pretty good chunk of change without doing anything. I would think they would make more if the girls made more, rather than trying to make a $25 dance cost $45. Just my thoughts on it, doesn't mean I am right by any means, it just isn't my style. They (bouncers) aren't doing me a favor by taking my money, they are there for the ladies and as such, I think it is their responsibility to have them check or not check, depending on their individual dance style and preferences. I still had fun, especially at night and I will most likely go back. Like I said, stupid is as stupid does and I liked this place a lot, not as much as Climaxx, but still good fun. Thanks for the comments Papi.
review comment
9 years ago
0ddJob69
Inner Room Cabaret
Being from the North, pants are a little more common up here, except in summer. I whole heartedly agree jeans provide far less feeling and can sometimes be rough on a dancer. I had a long day and wasn't thinking as I brought shorts on the trip specifically for going out if I got the chance. I had both casual and athletic shorts with me, I just didn't think. Don't know if every Thursday was like that or if that was a special Thursday "Latin Night", but there were at least 45 dancers working and I would say 20ish fit your preferred dancer body type in your reviews. I could of said something, but I knew before I accepted the one and done for her that it was too high. It was worth the extra $10 to get her to move on. I'll be back done next month again and I am sure I will pay another visit. I may hit you up on the side for some other info down your way, I am trying to work that into my trip as well if possible. Thanks Papi!
review comment
9 years ago
0ddJob69
Lipstixx
True Shanny72. I was at the Bolts game and had a hotel near Mons and the other clubs on Dale Mabry, they were just too busy at night to park or move. Thought I would try here thinking it would be a laid back place to watch dances with some options. Not much dancing and all about the options. One of the dancers did say that most come there not to be noticed and small pockets of people come and go, most don't stay. $122 for three shortened songs with limited option just was not what I considered worth the money. I was looking for something a little more adventurous than a HJ, but not at a price that was higher than many quote for FS at other clubs. I don't negotiate with dancers or barter. Give me your price and I will consider it and then decide yes or no. If it is no, then it is no even if they come back with lower offer. I figure if they lower the offer, the quality of my dance will be lower as well as far as effort, etc. Oh well, you are correct - for a quick sure thing, this is the place. Just too high of a tag for me for not even 10 minutes of fun.
review comment
9 years ago
0ddJob69
Good things come in small packages
Thanks Papi. You assume correct, some of the extras were in e 3 for $100 room.. I wasn't going for the VIP line, seemed like a setup I agree. I will be back in October and might go back, but will likely check out some other clubs. Again, thanks for all the reviews and comments.
review comment
10 years ago
0ddJob69
I had been to Playmates a...
VIP rooms are full curtain with wooden bench. Wednesday busier than Tuesday, but only four girls working. Really dug the former dancer hanging out. Got dance with Phoenix and left happy, not that happy, but happy.
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10 years ago
0ddJob69
Been a long time since I...
Thanks HonestT. Been looking for a legit squirter for a long time. Corvus - totally agree and I have discussed future options already. Any setting has to be better than an H8 VIP plywood room, but I was not about to say no to her offer to demonstrate. J
review comment
10 years ago
Papi_Chulo
Miami, FL (or the nearest big-booty club)
I will break up this review...
I think you are spot on Papi. Follies is probably best U.S. mix of talent, variety, club atmosphere, and $ value. I have often wondered why this place doesn't rank in the top 10 list for those reasons.
review comment
10 years ago
ooyess
I would rather cuddle then have sex ... love grammer
Physically this is a nice club....
on to somewhere else. I was going to visit this weekend, but will likely look for something else different thanks to your review. Too bad, ladies looked nice when i was there too, just no effort to make money. Happy clubbling.
review comment
10 years ago
ooyess
I would rather cuddle then have sex ... love grammer
Physically this is a nice club....
Thanks for a current review. Your review sounds similar to my experience a year ago. I was there 45 minutes and never had a waitress let alone a dancer approach me. I was planning to give it a shot again in hopes of meeting Autumn, but heard she moved