Inner Room Cabaret

After reading reviews of the other clubs and striking out at the newly renamed Pimps and Red Leopard clubs, I decided this was probably my best shot at an entertaining evening while visiting the space coast. The club itself is one street over to the left if traveling north on A1A, you will see the sign between buildings as you look to the left as soon as you enter Cocoa. You turn on a side street and park behind the club. I arrived around 11pm Wed and clientele was few Caucasian, one Asian, and most AA. Probably about 20-25 girls this night. A few white dancers, about three Asian, and the rest were AA with a split of skinny and some bubble butts. Every was decent looking, I would say two solids 10's, the rest in a 6-7 range, a couple higher 8 maybes, one or two lower 5's for sure. There is a stage to the left as you enter, a bar in the center, and another stage area near the big screen TV. No visible VIP areas, just "lap dance" areas which are basically just booths along the back outer walls. I asked the doorman for dance suggestions and he made a couple recommendations. I was going to try to wait for one of his suggestions or the Asian girls who caught my eye to get free, but unfortunately I got approached by a white dancer who I wasn't necessarily looking for. Dances are $10 as noted on here by just about every review. That being said, I knew this going in, so I had no issues of playing the dumb first timer to see what the dancers would tell me. I asked about the dances and a VIP and she said there was no VIP, they were done back there. She had really good conversation and seemed really open an honest. She sat and pointed out the thugs, said she was a conspiracy theorist, said bar owner and chief of police are best friends/neighbors living three houses apart supposedly, and bar bought the towns new police cars through generous donations. Said club was grandfathered in on the "no touch" law so they could do anything but straddling in the club, as she explained it. Talked about where else she had supposedly been. I asked what her dances were like and how much a dance costs - she said no one ever complained (don't they all say this) and her dances were $20. I said I thought I read online that they were $10. She said no, they were $20. Its too bad as while this chick wasn't the most attractive in the club and not what I was looking for going in, I might have spent money on her. Total conversation time was about 20 minutes and it was clear this chick wasn't moving on, so I got one dance to move her on her way. She had "massaged" me long enough, I figured I would get one, if for no reason other than to move her on, just no tip since she already hiked the price. Got my dance and she did a really nice job and at $10 would have gotten more, but the ROB red flag had already been thrown by lying to me earlier on dance costs, so I stopped and moved back to sit at the bar where Papi had suggested in a comment/review. As I was sitting, the bouncer and a dancer got into it over a customer she was being extra kind to and a fight nearly broke out. The clientele definitely swings heavy to the "thug" side (and by thug I don't me AA, I mean thug regardless of ethnicity). Talk to doorman and he mentioned Thursday was going to be "Latin night" and they would have a lot of really good looking women in tomorrow night. So I called it a night and headed back down the road to my hotel. Came back on Thursday night. I arrived around 10:30pm and the clientele was mixed between Caucasian, AA, and Hispanic. There was at least 45+ girls working and many smoking ass hot as the doorman said. Lots of 8's, a few 10's, and only one noticeable 5-6. Big tits, small tits, big butts, small butts, they were all on display and all fine fine fine. Got approached by an AA hottie that was an easy 9, she gave me the right answers, seemed genuine, just drunk and playful. Took her back for 5 dances and they were very hands on. She quickly criticized me for wearing jeans. She was right - I should have known from the night before looking at others. Had my dancer been honest I would have gotten more the night before, perhaps I would have thought that out better. Went back to bar at the suggested seating location, had several other girls approach me, all took rejection without issue. Had three dancers walk by and grab my member or walk up and give me a kiss on the cheek and say things like "jeans - big mistake", "why the hell are you wearing jeans", "I would love to make you happy, but you wore jeans - next time wear shorts and nothing else." OK, I think I got the point. That is the one thing I missed in all the reviews or was not said by others - wear SHORTS. My next dancer choice was even more specific - she asked if I had basketball shorts and I said yes. She said wear those next time and this is what you will get with me and proceeded to show me what we would have been doing had I had shorts and she would have had easier access. So those of you with extras in mind, wear "loose" clothing and you will attract the dancers you are looking for. All this being said, I am not sure exactly what defines as in rules and out of rules here. One girl was laying on her back sideways along the booth next to me with a guy doing DATY on her while she played with my dancers pussy/ass and nothing said. My dancer straddled me just grinding while that was going on and got told to change positions, but the DATY next to us ignored. I rated the club as a 5 for lack of room and proper lap dance areas, but give it a 9 on dancer quality. Like I said, a couple lower on my scale, but no two scales are alike and I think there was something here for everyone with 45+ girls on shift regardless of preference, so they got a 9. Dollar value I give them a 7 - credit for the $10 dances, but subtract points for not having private mileage options. Had a few approach me about OTC which I declined, but I would think they are many more OTC options here than just the three that approached me if you are interested in that. Thursday, just like Wednesday, the club again started to turn to the thuggish side late, this time around 12:30-1am. I stayed near the bar and never really felt threatened, but I also made sure the outside was clear and I had a path to my car. I did notice that the outer lot is on camera, so that adds a little safety factor, but not much. Being a 50ish white dude, I do feel it was nearing time for me to go around 1am when I started witnessing some drug deals going down at some of the tables in the back left of the club. A good time, I will likely go back again, wearing shorts, next time I visit the space coast. Oh, the bartender on Wed was super attractive and nice.