Comments by laplurker (page 4)

I had to look up Tatarstan on the map. It's way out there. While I will never be there, I would be curious to read a more detailed report about this place. This could be one of those "watch your drink" places. You could get a mickey and wake up in the morning minus your wallet or even minus a kidney.

Maybe the clubs should move out of Reno into next door Sparks or into Storey County home of the infamous Mustang Ranch. If they don't mind a whorehouse, why would they object to a strip club?

It's OK to name the ladies in a foreign country.

I've never heard anything good about these panhandle clubs. $35 for a no touch dance? That's nuts. Try West Palm Beach to Miami sometime. Topless laps for $25 with all the touchy-feely you want.

Everything depends on how rich you are. The $450 you spent is pocket change to some and a week's pay to others. That said, I think Miss A has GPS. If a dancer won't come down to something more reasonable, then let her walk. A piece of ass is worth a million dollars when you are hard and 2 cents when you are spent.

VersionX - if explicit acts are described, then names should never be mentioned.

Clubber - With all due respect, not every review needs to be an extensive account of every possible aspect of a strip club. While the chances of me visiting Arizona are remote, I have followed the decline of this place with interest. This report tells me all that I need to know which is "give this shithole a miss".

It goes to E11even for me, too.

Club ad or a very poor fake to get a free membership.

You can also give the waitress a small tip to bring the dancer over. That works for me.

You can't have nude stage dancers and alcohol anywhere in California. And no, some random topless joint is nowhere as good as it can get in LA.

For some reason, I was overwhelmed with curiosity and read the other two reviews. Apparently, strippers are available only during the October to January pheasant hunting season. I didn't know that pheasants were that big of a deal. I wanted to see what the place looked like. The town is so remote that Google last photographed it in 2008.

So, Clubber, what did he leave out? The color of the carpet? If Papi approves a review, then it's good enough for me.

LE is not stupid. They can easily send undercover into a club to find out what happens. Euphemisms like "Russian" or "Greek" or "oral lessons" don't fool anybody either. Conservative areas hate strip clubs in general and are always looking for excuses to shut them down. The liberal cities don't seem to care much about what happens in clubs as long as four rules are observed: 1. No minors either as dancers or customers 2. No drug dealing although a few places tolerate pot which seems risky to me 3. No running scams on the customers 4. No bad publicity (shootings, fights, robberies, etc.); if a club is in the news, then LE feels like they have to do something

It's high risk using a credit card in a strip club. For me, never, ever, but to each his own.

Likely a fake review for a free membership. Anybody who frequents California strip clubs knows that nude clubs cannot sell alcohol anywhere in the state.

I see very few true amateurs at these contests. The vast majority are dancers from other clubs. They want to check out a different club or collect some extra tips with maybe a shot at a prize.

A zero mileage pastie club. You can get as much at the public beach.

In between busting massage parlors, the county sheriff told the club to put pasties on the dancers. This clown has a real weed up his ass about sex.

Hilarious! Thank you.

Founder should vet the reviews not members. Then we wouldn't have these problems.

"the smell of Marijuana" I'm sure all of that was medicinal.

Plenty of other reviews say dances are $40.

FUCK TRUMP

What the hell does "vampiness" mean? I have no earthly idea.