laplurker
Florida

Comments by laplurker (page 5)

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5 years ago
puntable
small space but hot and friendly dancers
I did not know that NZ had legal brothels. Thanks for the intel!
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5 years ago
bearfoot3
Utah
weekday adventure
Something is wrong with the website. There have been several reviews under E11EVEN that were plainly intended for another place.
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5 years ago
Reddis
It was ehh-kay.
I don't care about the color scheme on the website, the club decor, or the furniture. The place looked sleezy? Hello, you were in a strip club. If you want the Ritz Carlton, go to Newport Beach. Here is what matters: Were there naked women who were half way attractive? Can you get extras? How much does it cost?
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5 years ago
stonekarma
Good change of pace
Business travelers should be aware that south Florida clubs are dominated by cubanas.
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5 years ago
DDahlit
Does Mons live up to the hype?
I go to clubs to kiss everywhere on their bodies, touch between their legs, and pinch their nipples. I guess that leaves me out. OK, not pinch the nipples, but the rest for sure.
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5 years ago
Muddy
USA
Blue Balls
$775 for a half hour?? WTF?? Something tells me the dancer still wants a tip on top of that. Have they ever sold even one of these? It's places like this that keep a lot of guys a out of strip clubs. They think that all clubs are clip joints.
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5 years ago
bitterdbag
Florida
First time Hustle.
I don't want to be rude to someone who is just trying to make a living, but there is a point where you have to give them the BOB = Buzz Off Bitch. Of course, that kills the mood for the rest of the visit. You might as well leave.
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5 years ago
Cisco1978
Worth the trip
Ad for Maggie.
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5 years ago
max_starr
Cleveland, Ohio
Strip club that lives up to its reputation
You did some serious driving. It's roughly 35 miles from Whittier to Cucamonga and 30 miles to Torrance, all in LA traffic.
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5 years ago
Danielts
California
Roadhouse Club with Dancers of All Types
I'll be the first to say it. Club ad of the day.
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5 years ago
topranks23
Sunday Funday
If Founder were vetting the reviews, dancer names could be removed from the more explicit (and more interesting) posts. This thumbs up or down from the members does not work.
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5 years ago
Muddy
USA
I dream of raaaaaaaaaayaaaaainnnnn I dream of gardens in the desert sand, this desert rooooosssseeee yeeeeeeeyeeeeeaaaaaaahhh
I'm glad you enjoyed it. But, no, it's not one of the better clubs in the country. I was in this club a few times when in the area for business. There were a lot of uninteresting pudgy latinas wearing way too much makeup. YMMV.
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5 years ago
justaguy79
Memphis
This place is off the chain
It's funny. If you open a massage parlor, LE goes bat shit crazy to shut it down. Most of the strip clubs in SoFla are really brothels and no one seems to care.
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5 years ago
Hman90
My first Thursday visit to Synn
"Not enough detail"??? What do want? Maybe the guy should live stream from the VIP?
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5 years ago
samelliottfan
Pennsylvania
Rural Club with Cheap VIPs
I stand corrected
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5 years ago
Tampa69
Oz - nipple sucking fun
So two topless laps were $70 making it $35 a dance. That's pricey. I can get the same on the Fla east coast for $25.
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5 years ago
kelpkakes
Overall Meh
This club was a dud when I lived in the area. Apparently, it has gotten worse. There are much, much better choices in SoCal.
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5 years ago
xxxvariable
I support single moms...
Synner, or saint :/
California nude clubs cannot sell alcohol. The topless clubs can. However, both nude and topless clubs run the gamut from total dives to classy joints.
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5 years ago
samelliottfan
Pennsylvania
Rural Club with Cheap VIPs
The German fest was July 26 to 28. So, if this is a club ad, it's a little late. I like to look up these obscure, middle of nowhere clubs on google street view. This place is so remote that google photographed it last in 2009.
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5 years ago
mule7
Los Angeles
My Second Choice Strip Club in L.A.
Founder should vet the reviews not members. Great review, mule7, and well spoken.
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5 years ago
tuscl
A catch-all account
Great Monday
Look at the review comments. One says too explicit and the other says not enough details. How the fuck can the same review be both? Founder should vet the reviews, not members.
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5 years ago
badbuff
British Columbia
permanent closure
The last review of a closed club should state that it is closed. I rarely look at sections other than club reviews.
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5 years ago
sck123
One of the best clubs in the city
Plainly a fake review to get a free membership. This is the problem with user approved reviews. This one should have never been approved. I always click the poster's name to see their history. I know everybody has to start somewhere, but most first time reviews are fake or club ads.
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5 years ago
skibum609
Massachusetts
Overrated
I was thinking about putting in the windshield time to visit this club. Oh well, not anymore.
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5 years ago
Laptrancer
Sheffield
Do Not Visit This Club Unless You Like Being Ripped Off
I don't think I have ever read anything good about European strip clubs. They all seem to be clip joints. I assume they are for American tourists who didn't get the memo that most of these countries have legal brothels.