Forgive me Founder for I have sinned.

It has been 3 months since my last club review. I am guilty of 6 of the 7 deadly sins.

I recently arrived at the club on the Sabbath at 1:10PM. The club normally opens at 1PM but was late in opening because church got out late. The valet was already set up but I avoided "Sloth" by parking my car myself. There was a short line set up at the door and the valet caught up with me and I had to donate $10. When I got inside I had to place another $5 in the collection plate before getting a pat down by the cute little blond.

I took a pew at one of the high tops that against both of the side walls. I took "Pride" in the fact the the waitress knew my choice of beverage and brought it to me along with a wafer in a small paper cup. I'm told this is some sort of requirement by the City of Chamblee. Another $4.25 donation.