Comments by Nerd159

If is a club ad, it matches my recent visit exactly. Friendly, sociable ladies (such as the delightful Shae) who didn't overdo the upsell. Everything else in the review also clicks.

LMN, you know that all your $4K of disposable income isn't going to save you from the STDs and other health risks of your lifestyle, right? Not to mention your future coke-induced heart attack. You're a Jack Chick tract waiting to happen, dude. Do you really want to prove Jack Chick right?

Wow...the single best "How to do a strip club" article I've seen yet.

In addition to the vibe/chemistry during a conversation, you can also tell a lot by a girl's attitude and moves while she's on stage. I look at it as a short audition. If a girl is attentive and freaky on stage, it's a good sign.

Tumbling...that's my "sitting at the rail" technique. In a private dance it's another matter entirely. Besides, it works. I usually get twice as much attention at the stage than anybody else.

I do tip, as well as my budget allows, but I base the size of my tips on the performance I receive. At the rail, I start with $2. Anything above that needs to be earned. Each visit over the first = another buck. Doing something kinky or unusual = another buck or two. Good contact = another buck or two, or three, plus I may spring for a private dance. During a lap dance, I'll have the tip out and ready to go, but she doesn't receive it until afterwards, and the amount may vary due to her performance and attitude. JScrib has it right. It is a two-way street. As a professional, a dancer has to earn the tips...not just expect them to fall into her lap.

I was in a local (Silicon Valley) bikini bar a while ago and experienced dancer teamwork in action. (Warning: I may have been a naive schmuck at times during this story, but I did enjoy myself.) I sat down at a side stage where a dancer was doing a private for another dancer who wasn't on shift. I didn't realize it, but I sat down, and the off-shift dancer asked me to pay for half the dance. I did ($10 bucks), and pulled out my wad of ones. I was ready to tip, and asked the off-shift dancer where I should put it. She obliged by pulling the dancer's panties out so I could stick in a one. We kept up the routine, and I got fairly decent contact where other guys weren't getting any. On the other hand, between the two of them, I got hoovered pretty well. I didn't mind, of course, because I got a lot of attention for a total price of $30, drinks and cover included. I don't know if the off-shift girl got anything out of it, but I'm sure it was reciprocated somehow later.