Reviews by RiskA

Used to be a regular here; thinking about becoming one again, since this is about the only place left with consistently high-end mileage from a consistently good variety of girls. Too damn far away…

Return visit after a couple of months. Tuesday daytimes have a package deal with entry (usually $5), drink (usually $5) and a $20 topless dance coupon for the bargain price of $15. You…

I've tried this club every couple of years since it was the Sahara 3 (in the late 1990's), but I still do not get it. So many good reviews here and on the Z-site;…

This will be a three-trips-in-one report. All were weekday afternoons; each time had lots of dancers and good variety (mainly Latina, but some black & white). Day admission is $15 including drink.…

I find this place oddly relaxing. The dancers are mostly veteran pros, and if you don't act stupid, you're generally treated pretty straight up. Music isn't too loud, songs aren't too short, they…

Visited 4-5 times since my last review in May; apart from the always-welcome rotation of dancers, things remain pretty consistently good here. Can't beat that free admission 11 a.m. to 1 p.m. Still…

And here's why it's called "taking one for the team".... I was driving up San Fernando Road to get to the 134 freeway, and saw this place for the first time. It was pay day/rent…

I visit this club 3-4 times a year, and more when the pricing is good (it changes all the time) and/or I find a hottie to come back for. Really nice physical setting, staff…

Went on a nostalgia tour of clubs I frequented back when living in OC and newly single. First stop was here at ITA, where I first learned that girls wearing robes were the best.…

Part 2 of my nostalgia tour of clubs I used to visit when living in OC. This place used to be a complete dump, in a bad neighborhood, with rude staff and a lot…

Pretty nice club despite its odd, very industrial South LA location. It's the only club I've ever visited next to horse stables! I've only visited daytimes, so don't know the vibe at night.…

Stupid, stupid, stupid. With all my strip club experience, to get suckered by a Rip-Off Bitch. Hear my tale boys, and learn from my mistakes. First, I like this club and wasn't on guard.…

First COI visit since the closure of Hawaii Theatre. Synn was always my second-favorite club there, even back when it was Exotica or whatever around the turn of the century. Less walruses and…

Returned to the Jet last week after a couple months off. Saw a bundle of new dancers, with some good quality. One (Heather) isn't actually new; danced a few with her a couple…

Made a couple of daytime stops here in the last two weeks, and have been surprised by some new faces -- and even more surprised by the trim, hot bodies underneath those faces. This…

I'n no fan of "flaming," but what the hell has happened to this club? From about 1998 to 2002 I was a regular here; once my office moved I'd go 4-5 times a year.…

Been coming to the Bird since before the current faux-Roman decor (which is a lot nicer than the old "black-light" line drawings of dancers). Operation and talent level has been pretty consistent over time.…

Been going to TJ's on and off for 10+ years. Always been a quasi-neighborhood strip club with mid-range dancers and somewhat nastier-than-typical-Orange County dances. Lately they've been innovating: some new dance booths, a…

Arrived at 4:30 PM and parked. As I head for the door, this wimpy-looking dude with a porn star 'stache walks out a side door and says "Hey, $4.50 for valet parking." I…

This place is like the lodge of the Benevolent Protective Order of Strip Clubs. Friendly, relaxing, minimal hustle. Not too dark, good song length, attentive but unobtrusive waitresses. Usually a wide variety…

I've visited VIS 3-4 times over the last few months. I've been to numerous other clubs in LA/OC in my career, as well. The neighborhood here is very industrial and a little sketchy, but the…

I second those reviews saying how dark this club can be. Come in from that Valley sunshine without stopping at the bar and you'll be tripping over chairs. But they're nice chairs.…