I second those reviews saying how...

I second those reviews saying how dark this club can be. Come in from that Valley sunshine without stopping at the bar and you'll be tripping over chairs. But they're nice chairs. The club is well-appointed, like most in the SR chain. No real drink push, and there's a free lunch buffet -- altho if THAT's what you're here for, there's something wrong.

The real draw here is what are probably the strongest daytime line-ups in LA/OC. If they ever build a stripper "action figure," they'll use Mercedes as the model. And she's just one of a pack of big boobs-big butt hotties. Then there's the six-pack ab girls, that one with the unpronounceable name and the one with arms that clearly pumped a lot of something (remembering names is hard for me, sorry). And that short "blonde" Viet girl with great curves. Then there's ones that look good but not as good as the best, but who pitch their VIP skills. Ooh, it's like the Garden of Earthly Delights, except for the whole "without sin" thing.

Well, maybe it's a little of the Garden of Boredom, too: if the dancer count is less than 8 or so, the stage is empty half the time. And lots of "fucko" PLs monopolizing girls' time without seeming to get dances. Gotta be assertive here. Dancers are generally pretty good at talking; and they must get training at SR corporate HQ on showing good manners when turned down for a dance.