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Reviews by roosta

  • review
    7 years ago
    Spearmint Rhino
    15411 E Valley Blvd, City of Industry, CA 91746
    Easy
    Been here many times because the mileage is good and the dancers are generally professional and pretty. Once your eyes adjust to the darkness, you see a classy (as in that 1980's "glitzy", assembled-from-a-strip-club-kit...
  • review
    7 years ago
    Spearmint Rhino
    15411 E Valley Blvd, City of Industry, CA 91746
    Dark
    You walk in and your eyes take the first 10 minutes to adjust to the dark. All you can see is a pole and a fireplace. Eventually, you can see the ghostly shadows of...
  • review
    7 years ago
    Sapphire New York
    333 E 60th St New York, NY 10022
    Flashy
    I've been a couple of times now, and my initial reaction is still valid. It's a glitzy palace, but really comes off as a business more than an experience. It's all very calculated to...
  • review
    8 years ago
    Spearmint Rhino
    15004 Oxnard St Van Nuys, CA 91411
    Shift Change
    Unbeknownst to me, I visited during the shift change. This means that there aren't many girls on the floor, and zero on stage for a while. Some are wrapping up their days, some are...
  • review
    8 years ago
    Spearmint Rhino
    15411 E Valley Blvd, City of Industry, CA 91746
    Still The Best
    This place has been consistently the best club in the LA area for twenty years. Beautiful girls, easy dance pay system, unlike Deja Vu for many years, and faux-elegant atmosphere. The place can often...
  • review
    8 years ago
    Larry Flynt's Hustler Club
    641 W 51st St New York, NY 10019
    Glitz
    Hustler is still a fancy seeming establishment, but the carpet is getting a little worn, metaphorically. It's been around for a while and it's starting to creak a bit. That said, the dancers are...
  • review
    8 years ago
    Glass Slipper
    22 Lagrange St Boston, MA 02116
    Shipwreck
    This place is like entering a hole in the hull of an old, beached shipwreck that was commissioned centuries ago to transport sea hags to the new world. And it is haunted by those...
  • review
    9 years ago
    Larry Flynt's Hustler Club
    641 W 51st St New York, NY 10019
    Fancy
    It's a glitzy atmosphere in Hustler. Small stage, but there's a sheen to it. The girls are many and mostly pretty beautiful. I went with a girlfriend and we were treated very well by...
  • review
    9 years ago
    Spearmint Rhino
    15411 E Valley Blvd, City of Industry, CA 91746
    Afternoon
    SR is a classy appearing place. Like a high end cruise ship lounge with poles. The girls on the afternoon shift are a mixed bag. Some genuinely stunning ladies, some over the hill lifers,...
  • review
    9 years ago
    The Crazy Horse
    980 Market St San Francisco, CA 94102
    I am usually impressed by SF...
    I am usually impressed by SF clubs, but this one left me puzzled. The room itself is a long rectangle with a narrow T-shaped catwalk in the middle of the far end. Seats line...
  • review
    10 years ago
    Gallaghers 2000
    43-19 37th St Queens, NY 11101
    The physical atmosphere still seems like...
    The physical atmosphere still seems like a temporary, converted warehouse. They have not yet captured that elusive beast, Elegance. Two levels, the second floor being not much more than a balcony where lap dances...
  • review
    10 years ago
    Monarchs Gentlemen's Club
    15333 Gale Ave City of Industry, CA 91745
    My advice, don't go on a...
    My advice, don't go on a Tuesday afternoon. It was like a sleepy ghost town. The dancers were pretty enough, but they only came out of the back room very seldom and then just...
  • review
    10 years ago
    Admiral Theatre
    3940 W Lawrence Ave Chicago, IL 60625
    This place is very different from...
    This place is very different from what it was back when I spent time in Chicago in the Nineties. Back then it was very classy, as it still is, but the rules and options...
  • review
    10 years ago
    Spearmint Rhino
    15411 E Valley Blvd, City of Industry, CA 91746
    I'm not often disappointed by the...
    I'm not often disappointed by the SRI, but this time, it felt like a deflated balloon. The club was not very busy that Thursday evening. A few loners and one pair of guys together....
  • review
    10 years ago
    Spearmint Rhino
    15004 Oxnard St Van Nuys, CA 91411
    The important thing to remember about...
    The important thing to remember about this club is that some girls follow the rules implicitly, while others enjoy the monetary benefits of anything and everything goes. You can get whatever you're looking for,...
  • review
    10 years ago
    Mitchell Brothers O'Farrell Theatre
    895 O'Farrell St San Francisco, CA 94109
    Returned to the O'Farrell and once...
    Returned to the O'Farrell and once again, was not disappointed, though at first, it seemed like a wash out. Kinda dead in the early evening as you might expect, and the time until the...
  • review
    11 years ago
    Mitchell Brothers O'Farrell Theatre
    895 O'Farrell St San Francisco, CA 94109
    The place has list its former...
    The place has list its former allure, but it's still a top place to visit in SF. Daytime is very quiet typically. With only a few dancers who don't have a salesperson spark to...
  • review
    11 years ago
    Atlantis Gentlemen's Club
    3813 Chestnut St Philadelphia, PA 19104
    It's not a fancy club. Has...
    It's not a fancy club. Has the feel of a friend's basement with a big bar in the middle. Dancers were of wildly varying quality. Only two of the eight of them there that...
  • review
    11 years ago
    Mitchell Brothers O'Farrell Theatre
    895 O'Farrell St San Francisco, CA 94109
    I've been here a few times...
    I've been here a few times and the major factor for fun is the time of day you go. The dayshift is quiet, creepy and dull. There are lurkers wandering, waiting for a certain...
  • review
    11 years ago
    Mitchell Brothers O'Farrell Theatre
    895 O'Farrell St San Francisco, CA 94109
    Went just as they opened the...
    Went just as they opened the doors and waited a while for the Ultra Room to open. This is a room with two dancers surrounded by windows, each with a booth. The two girls...
  • review
    12 years ago
    Spearmint Rhino
    15411 E Valley Blvd, City of Industry, CA 91746
    Always a pleasure to visit here,...
    Always a pleasure to visit here, once your eyes adjust to the dark interior. Went on a Thursday afternoon and was surprised to see more girls than I expected. All shapes and sized during...
  • review
    13 years ago
    Larry Flynt's Hustler Club
    641 W 51st St New York, NY 10019
    This place never lets me down....
    This place never lets me down. The dancer quality is on a different level than other places in town. They are beautiful. The girls for the most part are friendly, eager and happy. They...
  • review
    13 years ago
    Flashdancers Downtown
    59 Murray St New York, NY 10007
    This club is nice, but cramped....
    This club is nice, but cramped. Once your in the main room, you have to navigate dancers waitresses and patrons with side stepping, waiting, and turning sideways. It's not that it was so crowded,...
  • review
    13 years ago
    Spearmint Rhino
    15004 Oxnard St Van Nuys, CA 91411
    Once your eyes adjust to the...
    Once your eyes adjust to the dim lighting, there are very nice things to see. Clean club, sexy decor, beautiful girls. I was given the hard sell for dances by a fake chested beauty...