My advice, don't go on a...

My advice, don't go on a Tuesday afternoon. It was like a sleepy ghost town. The dancers were pretty enough, but they only came out of the back room very seldom and then just to breeze through the room and return to the doorway they had emerged from. They were like a Glockenspeil clock; every hour on the hour. Sometimes they'd stay, sit and look at their phones, but nothing else. That's not to say all of them. I did get two dances of middling quality. Nice girls to talk to when you get the chance. But overall, I think I should return when I'm not one of two or three customers in the joint.