Reviews by roosta

You walk in and your eyes take the first 10 minutes to adjust to the dark. All you can see is a pole and a fireplace. Eventually, you can see the ghostly shadows of the…

I've been a couple of times now, and my initial reaction is still valid. It's a glitzy palace, but really comes off as a business more than an experience. It's all very calculated to seem…

Unbeknownst to me, I visited during the shift change. This means that there aren't many girls on the floor, and zero on stage for a while. Some are wrapping up their days, some are just…

This place has been consistently the best club in the LA area for twenty years. Beautiful girls, easy dance pay system, unlike Deja Vu for many years, and faux-elegant atmosphere. The place can often be…

Hustler is still a fancy seeming establishment, but the carpet is getting a little worn, metaphorically. It's been around for a while and it's starting to creak a bit. That said, the dancers are mostly…

This place is like entering a hole in the hull of an old, beached shipwreck that was commissioned centuries ago to transport sea hags to the new world. And it is haunted by those very…

It's a glitzy atmosphere in Hustler. Small stage, but there's a sheen to it. The girls are many and mostly pretty beautiful. I went with a girlfriend and we were treated very well by the…

SR is a classy appearing place. Like a high end cruise ship lounge with poles. The girls on the afternoon shift are a mixed bag. Some genuinely stunning ladies, some over the hill lifers, some…

I am usually impressed by SF clubs, but this one left me puzzled. The room itself is a long rectangle with a narrow T-shaped catwalk in the middle of the far end. Seats line either…

The physical atmosphere still seems like a temporary, converted warehouse. They have not yet captured that elusive beast, Elegance. Two levels, the second floor being not much more than a balcony where lap dances are…

My advice, don't go on a Tuesday afternoon. It was like a sleepy ghost town. The dancers were pretty enough, but they only came out of the back room very seldom and then just to…

This place is very different from what it was back when I spent time in Chicago in the Nineties. Back then it was very classy, as it still is, but the rules and options were…

I'm not often disappointed by the SRI, but this time, it felt like a deflated balloon. The club was not very busy that Thursday evening. A few loners and one pair of guys together. The…

The important thing to remember about this club is that some girls follow the rules implicitly, while others enjoy the monetary benefits of anything and everything goes. You can get whatever you're looking for, but…

Returned to the O'Farrell and once again, was not disappointed, though at first, it seemed like a wash out. Kinda dead in the early evening as you might expect, and the time until the next…

The place has list its former allure, but it's still a top place to visit in SF. Daytime is very quiet typically. With only a few dancers who don't have a salesperson spark to inspire…

It's not a fancy club. Has the feel of a friend's basement with a big bar in the middle. Dancers were of wildly varying quality. Only two of the eight of them there that day…

I've been here a few times and the major factor for fun is the time of day you go. The dayshift is quiet, creepy and dull. There are lurkers wandering, waiting for a certain girl…

Went just as they opened the doors and waited a while for the Ultra Room to open. This is a room with two dancers surrounded by windows, each with a booth. The two girls were…

Always a pleasure to visit here, once your eyes adjust to the dark interior. Went on a Thursday afternoon and was surprised to see more girls than I expected. All shapes and sized during the…

This place never lets me down. The dancer quality is on a different level than other places in town. They are beautiful. The girls for the most part are friendly, eager and happy. They even…

This club is nice, but cramped. Once your in the main room, you have to navigate dancers waitresses and patrons with side stepping, waiting, and turning sideways. It's not that it was so crowded, but…

Once your eyes adjust to the dim lighting, there are very nice things to see. Clean club, sexy decor, beautiful girls. I was given the hard sell for dances by a fake chested beauty giving…

I'm not very impressed with Rick's on a Tuesday evening. The dancers were pretty much hanging with each other and most were not interested in swinging by the little table where my girl and I…

The thing about Gallaghers is that the talent varies wildly. Now, I've not been there on a night shift, but the daytime group is a mixed bunch. Last time I was in I found a…