The thing about Gallaghers is that...

The thing about Gallaghers is that the talent varies wildly. Now, I've not been there on a night shift, but the daytime group is a mixed bunch. Last time I was in I found a beautiful, if a bit older, Latina who was all about passion, sensuality and pleasing me. Up in the lapdance balcony, she danced like a real lover and made sure that every part of me got her full attention. There was no upsell to VIP because she really seemed to be into just making this the best time I could possibly have. And she did.

Now, the time before that, I was there for about forty minutes, looking at every dancer I could see and trying to decide whom to take upstairs. Should it be the tiny, Russian girl with the dour face and no breasts? Or the huge Latina with ridiculous, fake, lopsided implants? Maybe the out of shape blonde who seems to only be here because she didn't have the energy to commit suicide this morning? Or one of the eight women munching their lunches at the end of the bar? Or the pretty asian girl who shows absolutely no understanding of rhythm up on the stage? I opted to come back when the ladies have at least two or three reasons to at least take a chance on.