Reviews by sonofjimboelvis
Submit a ReviewElysium Gentlemen's Club
9734 Winchester Ave
Bunker Hill, WV 25413
ghetto feel club near farms
I'm at a club 10 min away from a bunch of farms and yet I'm in the most ghetto vibe club I have ever seen. If you told me I was in Compton or…
Sep 17, 2025, 10:02 PM
Lipstix Gentlemen's Club
3a Saxwood St
Deer Park, NY 11729
money money money
Small bar in an industrial park. Parking lot small but adequate. Metal detector at the door. It was on, I beeped but no one was at the door so I just went…
Jul 27, 2025, 1:30 PM
The Landing Strip (was Forbidden Fruit)
2130 Pond Rd
Ronkonkoma, NY 11779
hanging out at the bar with an angry petty thief of a dancer
It's a clean bar in an industrial are. Plenty of parking. A very large man in a security guard uniform understood that I was not underage age or a threat and let…
Jun 10, 2025, 3:39 AM
Mirage Gentlemen's Lounge
101 NY-109
Farmingdale, NY 11735
slow afternoon hanging out in bar, with titties.
The bar was nearly empty with two dancers and one other customer. The barmaid was going back and forth from the bar to the DJ booth. Seems she had both jobs.
I was…
1 commentslast: 1 yr ago(BuckMcNutter)
Jun 29, 2024, 7:12 PM
Carousel Lounge
522 E Jericho Turnpike
Huntington Station, NY 11746
Some attractive dancers and some dull conversationalists.
I dropped by in the middle of the afternoon. The barmaid was a chatty and attractive American brunette. There were about two other customers and about 6 dancers. All but one were…
Jun 1, 2024, 12:55 PM
Ragtime Gentlemen's Club
821 McBride Ave
Woodland Park, NJ 07424
Alone in a bar
This club is in a converted house. When I pulled in to the parking lot there were two women in lawn chairs sitting behind the club. It would turn out those where the…
Sep 3, 2023, 4:12 PM
Platinum Dollz Gentlemens Club and Restaurant
426 Van Houten Ave
Passaic, NJ 07055
A hot time a the new platinum dollz
The new Platinum Dollz. It's a smaller space than the original. Everything is new. Square bar with dancers in the center. No parking lot, which is a big negative for me…
1 commentslast: 2 yrs ago(emilio42)
May 16, 2023, 6:22 PM
5th Ave. Sports Bar
138 5th Ave
Paterson, NJ 07524
something odd at 5th ave.
When I arrived there was a tall blond dancer near the entrance. The change from outside light to inside dark made it hard to see. Something seemed off about the woman so I…
Apr 30, 2023, 12:31 AM
Carousel Lounge
522 E Jericho Turnpike
Huntington Station, NY 11746
Clean, homey, dive bar with boobs.
Clean, homey, dive bar with boobs. Vist was in the afternoon.
Barely was inside before an older blond with, to be kind, faded looks approached me. Isabella is her name. I…
Jul 14, 2022, 8:44 PM
The Landing Strip (was Forbidden Fruit)
2130 Pond Rd
Ronkonkoma, NY 11779
if cheers was a topless dive bar
Saturday evening. Before 10 (or so) no cover, after $20. Ample Parking. Clean restroom at entrance. I did not pay attention to the price of drinks. Topless. Was offered…
Dec 5, 2021, 7:08 PM
Circus Bar
427 E Baltimore St
Baltimore, MD 21202
It's the bottom of the block what do you expect
The circus maybe the lowest of the block bars and that is saying something. Much larger than most of the block bars it had only three dancers and a hag of a barmaid.…
4 commentslast: 4 yrs ago(Kingpassionate)
Jul 5, 2021, 9:29 PM
Platinum Dollz Gentlemens Club and Restaurant
426 Van Houten Ave
Passaic, NJ 07055
I think I was there on a bad night
I think I caught a bad evening. Only four dancers only were working. There were long gaps where no on was on stage. The DJ would announce a girl and no one…
1 commentslast: 4 yrs ago(eros973)
May 2, 2021, 2:12 PM
5th Ave. Sports Bar
138 5th Ave
Paterson, NJ 07524
Newly renovated dive bar but all else remains the same
I'll get to the basics shortly. If you know the place nothing has changed except....it has been totally renovated. From shit hole dive bar to a respectable gentleman's club. Still a…
1 commentslast: 5 yrs ago(Greedoshot2)
Sep 19, 2020, 1:53 PM
Carousel Lounge
522 E Jericho Turnpike
Huntington Station, NY 11746
just opened post covid
Post Covid-19 review. As indoor dining and drinking started on long Island yesterday and since I was passing by this place I decided to see if they were open. Surprisingly they were.…
1 commentslast: 5 yrs ago(voyeur97)
Jun 26, 2020, 12:19 AM
Daily Planet
526 Roosevelt Ave
Oak Ridge, NJ 07438
post covid 19 vist
Post Covid-19 visit. As far as I can tell if you want a go-go bar in NJ this may be the only game in town. As has been mentioned before this…
Jun 18, 2020, 6:28 AM
5th Ave. Sports Bar
138 5th Ave
Paterson, NJ 07524
last vist before the world ended
I was here shortly before the everything was shut down. I was the only customer so for better or worse I got all the attention. As always the dancers were older, and mainly…
2 commentslast: 5 yrs ago(DTonyM)
May 6, 2020, 9:43 PM
Babydoll Go Go Lounge
102 Market St
Paterson, NJ 07505
empty hole in the wall
Hole in the wall club in downtown paterson. Area is ghetto but safe enough. Besides three other strip clubs nearby a few mainstream clubs are a couple of blocks away. Area has…
1 commentslast: 3 yrs ago(longman45)
Feb 23, 2020, 6:58 PM
Temptations
10 Carlough Rd
Bohemia, NY 11716
crystal cafe dancers are now here
To give the basics;
clean, small parking lot, no cover charge, reasonable drink prices, unknown lap dance price.
bar is in an out of the way industrial area. Decor is up to date. Stage is…
1 commentslast: 3 yrs ago(AngryBirdman)
Jan 16, 2020, 9:24 AM
The Landing Strip (was Forbidden Fruit)
2130 Pond Rd
Ronkonkoma, NY 11779
attractive talkative dancers
Bar is located in an industrial park near an airport. Large bar with very high ceilings. Bathroom as you walk in. Bathroom was clean but a plastic garbage back covered the urinal.…
Nov 10, 2019, 6:47 PM
Carousel Lounge
522 E Jericho Turnpike
Huntington Station, NY 11746
decent early afternoon visit
Early Friday afternoon found the bar mostly empty. A mix of dancers, none who's names I remember came by to chat. A larger blonde polish girl talked to me for awhile. Nice…
Nov 10, 2019, 6:40 PM
Frankie's Rest-A-Bit Tavern
221 US-46
Mine Hill Township, NJ 07803
if you are in the area what do you have to loose
This place caters to the social security set. Dancers and patrons are all on the older side.
some basics;
Bar is clean.
Sufficient parking.
Small, mostly clean, toilet.
Lot's of TV's most of them tuned to some…
Oct 11, 2019, 4:01 AM
Interstate Body Shop
3833 Oneida Valley Rd
Emlenton, PA 16373
truck stop strip club
Weird truck stop strip club. located just of I 80. I got there when they were opening. There was a cover charge and a membership fee. In total I think…
Jul 7, 2019, 11:21 AM
Mirage Gentlemen's Lounge
101 NY-109
Farmingdale, NY 11735
big ass girls, slow barmaids, watchful security and a DJ obsesed with chicken wings
big parking lot. clean. 'fancy'.
not my kind of place, I prefer a dive bar so take the rest of this with that in mind.
Frisk at the door was annoying. I have had more…
1 commentslast: 6 yrs ago(Papi_Chulo)
May 18, 2019, 12:03 PM
5th Ave. Sports Bar
138 5th Ave
Paterson, NJ 07524
it's s slezy dive bar but there is nothing wrong with that
If you know the place let me just say it seems to have found a few younger ladies to work there. Not 10's, not 21 year olds, but better than it had before.…
Apr 22, 2019, 6:24 AM
The Landing Strip (was Forbidden Fruit)
2130 Pond Rd
Ronkonkoma, NY 11779
very off day
word to the management. just because a girl is willing to show people her tits doesn't mean anyone want to see them.
four girls, one heavy but okay spanish girl, and 3 obese white women.
first…
Mar 19, 2019, 10:32 AM














