Reviews

sonofjimboelvis· 7 yrs ago 3

The smoke has cleared. No more smoking in the bar. This was the most smoke filled bar I have ever been in. Now the smoking takes place outside, in front of the bar,…

The Landing Strip (was Forbidden Fruit)

Ronkonkoma, NY

slow day?

★★★★★★★★6.0/10

Landing strip is located in an industrial area. Parking along the side of the building. Clean bathroom. For me that last point is important. If the bathroom is dirty it says…

sonofjimboelvis· 7 yrs ago 2

Daily Planet

Oak Ridge, NJ

out of the way and like nothing else

★★★★★★★★★7.0/10

They key to most go-go bars are the girls. So lets deal with that now. The dancers are on the older side. American, European and South American. The bar maid is on…

sonofjimboelvis· 7 yrs ago 2

Platinum Dollz Lounge

Passaic, NJ

upmarket for the area

★★★★★★★★★7.3/10

Platinum dollz continues to be a favorite club. the place is clean and well kept up. The staff is friendly. The look and vibe is of an upmarket club. Okay its…

sonofjimboelvis· 7 yrs ago 1

5th Ave. Sports Bar

Paterson, NJ

more of the same

★★★★★★★★4.7/10

if you like 5th ave you will still like 5th ave. nothing much changes. It's still in a not so good area but I feel safe parking on the street. If you want, if…

sonofjimboelvis· 7 yrs agolast: 7 yrs ago 1 2

Carousel Lounge

Huntington Station, NY

smoke

★★★★★★★★5.3/10

with one very large exception this is a great club. It's a bit small but that works. Always seems to be lots of patrons, dancers and staff. The dancers, the main…

sonofjimboelvis· 7 yrs ago 2

Platinum Dollz Lounge

Passaic, NJ

no hasle, no hustel just fun

This is a very nicely put together club. The look is that of an upscale club, new and clean. The dancers are, for the most part, young and attractive. All types,…

The Oasis Gentlemen's Club

Smithtown, NY

nice way to kill an hour

★★★★★★★★★7.7/10

The parking lot could use paving, as it is it's a dirt lot that seems to be full of potholes. There are no defined parking spaces and there is always the fear of a…

sonofjimboelvis· 8 yrs ago 1

Crystal Cafe

Farmingdale, NY

back to normal for this place

★★★★★★★★5.7/10

place was renovated several months ago. so the space is new and clean. nothing has changed with the dancers. same girls for years. I hoped that along with renovating the space…

5th Ave. Sports Bar

Paterson, NJ

lousy time

★★★★★★★3.7/10

this place is a dive. It's in a crummy area and the bar run down with a mix of overweight ageing Brazilian dancers . That being said it can be a fun dive…

sonofjimboelvis· 8 yrs ago 4

Carousel Lounge

Huntington Station, NY

good small club

★★★★★★★★★6.7/10

It's is small club and it was packed, as it should be late saturday night. Dancers are all types, thick and thin, old and young, black and white. All are basically attractive.…

sonofjimboelvis· 8 yrs ago 5

Showplace Gentlemen's Club

Dover, NJ

Eh!

★★★★★★★★4.3/10

It's large place with ample parking. Place is outdated and in need of renovation, particularly the bathroom. Very small raised area for dancers behind a very large bar. Not much dancing…

Daily Planet

Oak Ridge, NJ

blue collar bar in the woods.

★★★★★★★★★7.0/10

Located down a one way road in a 'residential' area. The bar is in a log cabin, basically in the woods. There area few houses down the block and not much else.…

Platinum Dollz Lounge

Passaic, NJ

good solid club

This place is a good solid strip club. It's well appointed and maintained, it's not some dive bar. It also doesn't have the fake high end feel of some places where the bouncer…

Crystal Cafe

Farmingdale, NY

total renovation but not all for the best

This place was complete dive. Never renovated in 30 years. All that changed. Everything inside from the toilets to the stage is new. New clean floor, new clean chairs, new clean…

Lipstix Gentlemen's Club

Deer Park, NY

dull beyond dull

located in an industrial/office park club is done up to the nines with lots of neon and mirrors There is a projection TV behind the stage and a baseball game was on. But the strobe lights…

Carousel Lounge

Huntington Station, NY

overall a friendly fun vibe

This is a small club. Lots of girls of all races, ages, body types. Most are on the attractive side. The place is always crowded. The barmaids are very friendly.…

sonofjimboelvis· 9 yrs ago 2

Gossip

Melville, NY

more a club than a strip club

★★★★★★★★4.3/10

Annoying valet parking when it would be easier to just park yourself given the parking lot layout. Over the top mirrors and video monitors. stage is surrounded with chairs, behind them couches. A…

Daily Planet

Oak Ridge, NJ

weird in the woods

★★★★★★★★★7.3/10

out of the way to say the least. GPS brought be down a one way dirt road to this joint, built into the hills. It's a rustic cabin with a dirt parking lot.…

sonofjimboelvis· 9 yrs agolast: 8 yrs ago 2 1

Platinum Dollz Lounge

Passaic, NJ

odd standout of a dancer

★★★★★★★★★7.0/10

it's a nice upmarket bar. not too fancy and far from skeevy. One dancer in particular stood out. A cute girl who looks a lot like Britney spears but with a larger…

sonofjimboelvis· 9 yrs ago 2

Frankie's Rest-A-Bit Tavern

Mine Hill Township, NJ

loclas locals locals

sonofjimboelvis· 9 yrs agolast: 9 yrs ago 8 2

smallish bar with parking. Clean. a bit tight inside when I was there as it was packed. I got there at about 5:00 but by 8:00 most of the patrons and dancers had…

The Oasis Gentlemen's Club

Smithtown, NY

attractive friendly dancers

★★★★★★★★★6.3/10

It's a small club clean with the stage in front of you as you enter and the bar in the back away from the stage. Tables and stage side seating as well as at…

sonofjimboelvis· 9 yrs ago

Temptations

Bohemia, NY

Average strip club