tuscl

Reviews

review
published 9 yrs ago
getting better
reviewed by
sonofjimboelvis

5.7

the basics. the club is in an industrial section of town. street parking. small club. Until recently club was mostly geriatric Brazilians. Now some American girls (under 40) are dancing there.…

review
published 9 yrs ago
not great, not bad, could be worse
reviewed by
sonofjimboelvis

4.7

The basics...Converted house. Plenty of Parking. Clean Bathrooms Big stage surrounded by bar.

Dancers were all Brazilian. Younger and/or thinner than you would expect in Paterson. One older lady well in…

review
published 9 yrs ago
Not like TV better than average NJ bikini bar
reviewed by
sonofjimboelvis

7.3

First time visiting the club. Expectations were based upon the TV show Sopranos. Not much like that. More your average NJ bikini bar, or probably better than average.

Large club with a stage…

review
published 9 yrs ago
once a year is enough for me
reviewed by
sonofjimboelvis

3.3

once a year I drop in to see how things are. nothing much ever changes. I know it's not a big deal but the place has the worst toilet in the world with…

review
published 10 yrs ago
Place is a dump. Long...
reviewed by
sonofjimboelvis

4.7

Place is a dump. Long thin place with a bar along one wall. Bar used to curve into a J but par the the bar is now 'vip' rooms. Dancers are, are…

review
published 10 yrs ago
Hard to find location. Parking...
reviewed by
sonofjimboelvis

6.7

Hard to find location. Parking on site and on street but there is a gym and other businesses near by so parking can be hard to find during the day. Cover charge $10.…

review
published 10 yrs ago
While this is a strip club...
reviewed by
sonofjimboelvis

6.0

While this is a strip club no one ever seems to be stripping. The 'dancers' hang out at the bar with the customers. If you want socialize with the girls this place is…

review
published 10 yrs ago
a combination of two visits visit one...
reviewed by
sonofjimboelvis

5.0

a combination of two visits

visit one about 5:00 in the afternoon of a weekday
no dancers at all
hung out 20min than felt stupid and left

visit two same time different day
3 dancers okay looking, one black, two…

review
published 10 yrs ago
small club on a hill in...
reviewed by
sonofjimboelvis

5.0

small club on a hill in a residential area. looks like a small house converted to a go-go bar.
mostly Brazilian dancers. Very friendly dancers but all late thirties and up. There is…

review
published 10 yrs ago
dive bar. mix of dancers,...
reviewed by
sonofjimboelvis

4.7

dive bar. mix of dancers, Brazilian, African American and Russian. Most where on the the heavy and older side. One or two might have even been young hotties, once. It's a friendly…

review
published 10 yrs ago
no cover cover charge as I...
reviewed by
sonofjimboelvis

7.0

no cover cover charge as I arrived early afternoon. No frisk from bouncer, metal detector was turned off.
Only one dancer but and I was the only customer. To her credit she did a…

review
published 11 yrs ago
a house converted to a go-go...
reviewed by
sonofjimboelvis

5.0

a house converted to a go-go bar.
several dancers in street cloths were hanging out on beach chairs in the backyard/parking lot when I pulled in

large bar surrounding a small raised stage

pool table,…