Reviews

sonofjimboelvis· 9 yrs ago 2

this place is a converted house. it doesn't look like much on the outside, nor the inside. stage is surrounded by the bar. there is a pool table and a few flat screens showing…

The Oasis Gentlemen's Club

Smithtown, NY

fun club

★★★★★★★★★6.3/10

small club with seating at the bar, at the stage or in lounge area with tables and chairs. Nice to have some seating options rather than only bar stools. Girls are mix; white…

sonofjimboelvis· 9 yrs ago 1

Carousel Lounge

Huntington Station, NY

small packed bar lots of girls

★★★★★★★★★6.7/10

Good things come in small packages this is an example. The bar is smallish but packed. There is a U shaped bar with seating around it. Good luck finding a seat on…

sonofjimboelvis· 9 yrs ago 2

Blue Rhino

Elwood, NY

nice looking place odd hours

★★★★★★★★★7.3/10

I never seem to find this place open. Passing by on a Saturday night I thought I would try again. It was about 2:00AM and while they were open they were getting ready…

Xscape GoGo

Paterson, NJ

upscale ghetto style club

★★★★★★★★★6.3/10

club is in a basement next to two other clubs. boucer at door frisked me. he was polite, 'll give him that. There was a cover charge as there was some kind…

5th Ave. Sports Bar

Paterson, NJ

good low end club

One of the better places for over aged over weight dancers. Most of the dancers are Brazilian with the occasional Colombian or Dominican. A blond American, heavy but nice looking, seems to have…

Platinum Dollz Lounge

Passaic, NJ

affordable high end

★★★★★★★★★7.7/10

the club looks like what you expect an upmarket strip club to look like. unlike many of NJ dive bar/strip clubs this place is a 'gentleman's club'. A suite, a cigar and a…

sonofjimboelvis· 10 yrs agolast: 10 yrs ago 1 1

Crystal Cafe

Farmingdale, NY

better

★★★★★★★★5.3/10

for the first time in a long time dancers were on stage dancing, not just wandering around begging for drinks and tips. dancers were older, and heavier but not obese grandmothers. some were…

Exit 11 Gentlemen's Club

City of Orange, NJ

still the same

★★★★★★★3.3/10

I had a fun visit but for the wrong reasons. First the basics; Parking in a lot, in front with cameras. Two bars, no one uses the front bar anymore. Disgusting toilet. Bartender apologized for the cost of…

Temptations

Bohemia, NY

okay at best

Reasonably modern looking club near an airport in an industrial area. Some parking. Might not be enough if they filled up but the place was mostly empty when I was there. The moment I…

5th Ave. Sports Bar

Paterson, NJ

getting better

the basics. the club is in an industrial section of town. street parking. small club. Until recently club was mostly geriatric Brazilians. Now some American girls (under 40) are dancing there.…

Ragtime Gentlemen's Club

Woodland Park, NJ

not great, not bad, could be worse

sonofjimboelvis· 10 yrs ago 4

The basics...Converted house. Plenty of Parking. Clean Bathrooms Big stage surrounded by bar. Dancers were all Brazilian. Younger and/or thinner than you would expect in Paterson. One older lady well in…

Satin Dolls

Lodi, NJ

Not like TV better than average NJ bikini bar

★★★★★★★★★7.3/10

First time visiting the club. Expectations were based upon the TV show Sopranos. Not much like that. More your average NJ bikini bar, or probably better than average. Large club with a stage…

sonofjimboelvis· 10 yrs ago 4

Exit 11 Gentlemen's Club

City of Orange, NJ

once a year is enough for me

★★★★★★★3.3/10

once a year I drop in to see how things are. nothing much ever changes. I know it's not a big deal but the place has the worst toilet in the world with…

5th Ave. Sports Bar

Paterson, NJ

Place is a dump. Long...

Place is a dump. Long thin place with a bar along one wall. Bar used to curve into a J but par the the bar is now 'vip' rooms. Dancers are, are…

NYC Gentlemens Club

Flushing, NY

Hard to find location. Parking...

★★★★★★★★★6.7/10

Hard to find location. Parking on site and on street but there is a gym and other businesses near by so parking can be hard to find during the day. Cover charge $10.…

sonofjimboelvis· 11 yrs ago 3

Crystal Cafe

Farmingdale, NY

While this is a strip club...

★★★★★★★★6.0/10

While this is a strip club no one ever seems to be stripping. The 'dancers' hang out at the bar with the customers. If you want socialize with the girls this place is…

Blue Rhino

Elwood, NY

a combination of two visits visit one...

★★★★★★★★5.0/10

a combination of two visits visit one about 5:00 in the afternoon of a weekday no dancers at all hung out 20min than felt stupid and left visit two same time different day 3 dancers okay looking, one black, two…

sonofjimboelvis· 11 yrs ago 4

Jiggles, A Gentlemen's Pub

Hawthorne, NJ

small club on a hill in...

★★★★★★★★5.0/10

small club on a hill in a residential area. looks like a small house converted to a go-go bar. mostly Brazilian dancers. Very friendly dancers but all late thirties and up. There is…

sonofjimboelvis· 11 yrs ago 4

5th Ave. Sports Bar

Paterson, NJ

dive bar. mix of dancers,...

sonofjimboelvis· 11 yrs ago 3

dive bar. mix of dancers, Brazilian, African American and Russian. Most where on the the heavy and older side. One or two might have even been young hotties, once. It's a friendly…

NYC Gentlemens Club

Flushing, NY

no cover cover charge as I...

★★★★★★★★★7.0/10

no cover cover charge as I arrived early afternoon. No frisk from bouncer, metal detector was turned off. Only one dancer but and I was the only customer. To her credit she did a…

sonofjimboelvis· 11 yrs ago 2

Ragtime Gentlemen's Club

Woodland Park, NJ

a house converted to a go-go...

★★★★★★★★5.0/10

a house converted to a go-go bar. several dancers in street cloths were hanging out on beach chairs in the backyard/parking lot when I pulled in large bar surrounding a small raised stage pool table,…

Blue Goose

Hawthorne, NJ

a zero ambiance joint. long...

a zero ambiance joint. long narrow bar with stage behind it. larger back area but not in use. no much street parking one of the dancers was celebrating a birthday when I was…