Reviews by sonofjimboelvis
Submit a ReviewMarcet Cafe Gentlemen's Club
1011 Market St
Paterson, NJ 07513
Dump. Two dancers and 2...
Dump. Two dancers and 2 patrons when I was there. Several large flat screens with sports on. TV's seemed out of place the rest of the joint seemed stuck in the 1970's.…
Jun 7, 2014, 12:00 AM
Moonlight Lounge
98 Market St
Paterson, NJ 07505
Looks kind of run down but...
Looks kind of run down but they renovated a year or two ago, you should have seen how bad it looked then.<br>
Stage to the left as you come in Narrow space, toiler and dressing…
May 10, 2014, 12:00 AM
George & I
631 Ferry St
Newark, NJ 07105
industrial section in newark that there...
industrial section in newark that there is no reason to visit except there are few go-go bars nearby
Bar is small while the room is mid sized. The 'stage' is maybe 3'x3' with a pole.
A…
Mar 29, 2014, 12:00 AM
Crystal Cafe
846 Conklin St, Farmingdale, NY 11735, USA*
There is a stage but I...
There is a stage but I didn't see anyone using it. Mostly the girls hang out at the bar. Dancers are a mix of american, brazilan and russian. One great looking Brazilan…
Mar 2, 2014, 12:00 AM
NYC Gentlemens Club
26-50 Brooklyn Queens Expy W
Flushing, NY 11377
Tried this place again. One...
Tried this place again. One heavy black dancer, sitting, two thin black dancers, dancing constantly and energetically. They were the best part of the night. One somewhat heavy white dancer sitting with a…
Jan 4, 2014, 12:00 AM
5th Ave. Sports Bar
138 5th Ave
Paterson, NJ 07524
Located in an industrial neighborhood on...
Located in an industrial neighborhood on the wrong side of the tracks
Parking on the street is available, and seems safe enough.
Long thin bar with a very narrow stage, two stages really as a…
Dec 3, 2013, 12:00 AM
5th Ave. Sports Bar
138 5th Ave
Paterson, NJ 07524
Located in an industrial neighborhood on...
Located in an industrial neighborhood on the wrong side of the tracks
Parking on the street is available, and seems safe enough.
Long thin bar with a very narrow stage, two stages really as a…
Dec 3, 2013, 12:00 AM
Marcet Cafe Gentlemen's Club
1011 Market St
Paterson, NJ 07513
small club. kind of dumpy....
small club. kind of dumpy. the girls were on the dumpy side too. the two girls I chatted with both were there trying to make ends meet. they were hardly seasoned strippers…
Oct 29, 2013, 12:00 AM
Sugar Daddy's
51-07 27th St
Long Island City, NY 11101
Place has a very urban feel...
Place has a very urban feel to it. Hip-Hop music. most patrons dressed as wanna-be gangsters/rappers.
no sense of real danger its just a dress style. The place is small with a central…
Sep 13, 2013, 12:00 AM
NYC Gentlemens Club
26-50 Brooklyn Queens Expy W
Flushing, NY 11377
Metal detector and beefy bouncer at...
Metal detector and beefy bouncer at door. A pat down, drivers license scan and $20 cover charge.
I was told its an open bar until 10:00PM, but barmaid charged me $6 for a water.…
Aug 15, 2013, 12:00 AM
Exit 11 Gentlemen's Club
51 S Day St
Orange, New Jersey 07050
once the worst club I have...
once the worst club I have ever been to it is now only in the bottom 10. Cleaner, than ever, maybe even clean.
I wasn't charged for 2 drinks when I came in only one.…
Jul 19, 2013, 12:00 AM
Xscape GoGo
108 Market St
Paterson, NJ 07505
After a perfunctory pat down by...
After a perfunctory pat down by a the bouncer I passed the curtains that line the bottom of the basement clubs stairs.
Crowd is a bit ghetto. All the dancers were young and black.…
Jun 19, 2013, 12:00 AM
The Oasis Gentlemen's Club
490 W Jericho Turnpike
Smithtown, NY 11787
Stage is right by the door....
Stage is right by the door. Bar is set a bit away from the stage. Several tables near the bar. The few girls who where there when I arrived were sitting at the…
May 18, 2013, 12:00 AM
The Harem
100 NJ-17
Lodi, NJ 07644
near impossible to find club in...
near impossible to find club in a strip mall right of route 80. Mandatory coat check but the girl was nice enough to suggest I should just leave my coat in the car.…
Apr 20, 2013, 12:00 AM
Exit 11 Gentlemen's Club
51 S Day St
Orange, New Jersey 07050
Stopped by, and considering how bad...
Stopped by, and considering how bad it was on my last few visits, I didn't think I would do more than stick my head in the door and walk out. Instead I stayed, and…
Feb 28, 2013, 12:00 AM
Tropicana Palace Bar
583 River St, Paterson, NJ 07524, USA*
a large place with a central...
a large place with a central bar. lots of big tv's should be a good spot for sporting events.
girls are mostly native Spanish speakers. not very attractive and a bit older and heavier…
Jan 4, 2013, 12:00 AM
Blue Goose
10 1st Ave, Paterson, NJ 07524, USA
About 6 dancers were there around...
About 6 dancers were there around 7:00PM when I arrived. All were okay looking none great. Two would have been great if they lost 20 pounds but that's not likely to happen.…
Sep 19, 2012, 12:00 AM
Show Palace
42-50 21st St
Long Island City, NY 11101
I visited shortly after this placed...
I visited shortly after this placed opened (as in it is a new club) and early in the evening. I'm not big on glitzy clubs but I have to say this place was very…
Aug 21, 2012, 12:00 AM
The Harem
100 NJ-17
Lodi, NJ 07644
if you can find this place...
if you can find this place easily you are a better man than I. You can see it off route 80 but getting to it from there is quite a chore. The 20 minute…
Jul 11, 2012, 12:00 AM
Xscape GoGo
108 Market St
Paterson, NJ 07505
nice club located in a basement....
nice club located in a basement. It's shed most of its ghetto feel and become a nice middle class (well lower middle class) club. Most of the problems this place had when it…
Jun 7, 2012, 12:00 AM
Jiggles, A Gentlemen's Pub
105 Mohawk Ave
Hawthorne, NJ 07506
House like structure in a residential...
House like structure in a residential neighborhood. With the smoking laws the best spot is the pick nick table in the 'front yard' where dancers and patrons hang out to smoke. A very…
Jan 16, 2012, 12:00 AM
Xscape GoGo
108 Market St
Paterson, NJ 07505
A lot of money and...
A lot of money and thought went into renovating the place. The ceilings are higher, permitting real pole work (new dancers that can dance helps too). The stage is improved. The sound…
Sep 22, 2011, 12:00 AM
Temptations Go Go Lounge
426 Van Houten Ave
Passaic, NJ 07055
Run down interior. Dancers, bartender...
Run down interior. Dancers, bartender and even the patrons all have a look or resignation on their faces. Everyone there, and the place itself seems to have just given up. Never even…
Aug 21, 2011, 12:00 AM
Exit 11 Gentlemen's Club
51 S Day St
Orange, New Jersey 07050
I decided every place deserves a...
I decided every place deserves a second chance. This place managed to get worse. Three very overweight dancers, with ugly faces.
With a two drink, up front, minimum and $30 lap dances…
May 22, 2011, 12:00 AM

















